Adam Chandley
@sqlmadhadr
SQL availability and performance junkie. Part time space cadet. Thoughts are my own.
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Severely understaffed at @AMCTheatres. Absolutely nasty in here and not enough people to contain it. 👎
Spent $170 on 7 tickets to @Minions with @CinepolisUSA. Two broken seats, mostly broken everything else. Very ick!
It finally happened, I just encountered my first Auto Shrink -eq $true scenario #sqlserver
Just a reminder of when Rick Scott had to resign as an executive of a company that committed the largest case of Medicare fraud in U.S. history. He plead the 5th Amendment 75 times when deposed for it and the company was fined $1.7 billion.
Write a security professional's nightmare in 5 words or less. 👇
The mouse was the destroyer of joy.
RE: Fun. We didn't anticipate it but after we got PowerShell up and running, we noticed how much FUN we were having. Someone would do something clever and then everyone would rush to their office to see it and say "cool!". The mouse was the destroyer of joy.
If Aaron Rodgers can host game shows, I guess I can play quarterback. What’s the difference?
The deep freeze at Niagara Falls 📷Michael Sidofsky
⚠️ We are investigating an issue impacting Azure AD Authentication. More information and updates can be found on the Azure Status page at status.azure.com
Whose arm do we have to twist to get @zoom_us to let the on-hold music advance past 00:30? It's such a progressive build up then BOOM right back to 00:00.
Hey @FHPTampa are ya'll aware that I-75 just south of Wesley Chapel is a race track? I live out here and its quite a symphony tonight.
I deleted FB because of all the trash and insanity. Your turn, Twitter.
Nice job @pizzahut. Smashed box, not sealed, not in a bag, sauce just thrown. Unbelivable. Back to normal, huh? Was even open.
Export-DbaInstance for DR ftw 🥰
Ability to script out an entire instance is incredibly useful. We do it as part of our quarterly DR tests. Everyone remembers to take backups, but it's easy to forget about the instance level settings and data (logins, trace flags etc) that you'll need in a DR scenario.
“Please” is the most passive aggressive word I know.
[Blog] Sometimes that Extra Index is the Right One dataperfpro.com/sometimes-that… Adding a non-clustered index with the same key as the clustered index, can be the right decision. #sqlpass
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