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If you're going to #SQLBits and you get list, it's in here 😎😛

sqlnumpty's tweet image. If you're going to #SQLBits and you get list, it's in here 😎😛

A big shout out to the plumb who just took the passive half of our cluster off the network on a Friday afternoon. 😱😡⚡️


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Pencil dates into your SQL Calendars folks! #sqlsatcambridge venue confirmed for 8th, 9th & 10th of Sept 2016 #sqlpass #sexyandyouknowit


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Want to get a DBA yelling about how much they hate something? Mention the words 'entity framework'.


Must try harder @SQLRich. Do as I do and throw the drink at your face and hope it all goes in 😎😎🍻🍻☔️😛


Safe journey @rjpittser. See you next year 😎 @SQLRich


Simply charming but where's the Earl Grey? 😱

sqlnumpty's tweet image. Simply charming but where's the Earl Grey? 😱

Recently, I have mainly been traveling up and down in one of Schindler's padded cells 😎 Strangely comforting .......

sqlnumpty's tweet image. Recently, I have mainly been traveling up and down in one of Schindler's padded cells 😎 Strangely comforting .......

Oh @RodJKidd, you know me so well 😎 @vickyharp


Nice wheels @AndreKamman but was it more fun than the Charlotte clown car 😃 @nodns


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To celebrate #RSD14 @RSDUK we are giving away a fantastic Rega turntable! Retweet to play.

TheSoundGallery's tweet image. To celebrate #RSD14 @RSDUK we are giving away a fantastic Rega turntable! Retweet to play.

Hope the weekend goes well #SQLSatExeter I'd love to be there but Im in the wrong country ;o)


Best present ever - Turing pardoned. bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…


Just what I need at this ungodly hour: an opera singing builder ....


Get a wiggle on @SQLBits, I need my next fix ....... ;o)


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Word of the day "omnishambles" en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnishamb…


Recruiter: So when will you be upgrading to MCDBA? Me: Exactly when do you expect to actually place your first candidate?


Back to work after 2weeks. 46 updates, an install of IE10 and a shed load of emails. Charming .... :o(


Charlotte taxi driver: You been to that geek convention? Hell yes !!!!! #summit13 #sqlpass #sqlfamily


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