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Today I emailed my professor to say that I simply had no excuse and yet would not be handing in my paper on time and she responded “I admire your confidence” and gave me an extension, zoom u is so weird
where are the hawk wraps??
drink at home like the rest of us
okay but how much hawk cash is that??
Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months...
*after 3 months in quarantine*
BREAKING: St. Joe’s 2020 commencement will be a virtual ceremony on May 16, as originally scheduled. An on campus celebration will take place at a later date.
if u don't get this reference pls get off my newsfeed
BREAKING: St. Joe’s 2020 commencement will be a virtual ceremony on May 16, as originally scheduled. An on campus celebration will take place at a later date.
atta boy
"Can you tweet something out for me?" Uhh...that depends, Mom, what? "@ChrisCuomo is on CNN and has coronavirus. Can you tweet that I really like him and I hope he's doing okay?" Sure? "Or could you help me get a Twitter and I'll tell him?" I'll tweet it.
6-letter word for "beer that cancels class"
"Can you tweet something out for me?" Uhh...that depends, Mom, what? "@ChrisCuomo is on CNN and has coronavirus. Can you tweet that I really like him and I hope he's doing okay?" Sure? "Or could you help me get a Twitter and I'll tell him?" I'll tweet it.
employer: why should we hire you? me:
who want me? i make music, i be funny on twitter sometimes, and i have a lightning mcqueen twin bed.
same record as our team lol
I swear @J_McCloskey_Jr has to be 0-73 (0-14 in half court shots) in career SJU Gameday Contests... #THWND
Ha in your face, nerds. Oh and you don't even necessarily have higher SATs cause Saint Joe's doesn't even require SATs. #Dab
*ominous snapping*
If an Opake Bro drops weights, but no one is around to hear him, did he even lift?
Campus Power Rankings Finals Edition 1. Sal from Impractical Jokers 2. Pepa/Tonya 3. Pep Band 4. Not getting parking ticket 5. Walk sign on to cross city ave 6. That cute guy from your night class 7. Textbook sells back for $3.99 8. Men’s 🏀 9. APEX 10. Islamophobia
*cuts budget for pep band and dance/cheer teams*
Classmates, alumni, Russian bots, Today we reach out to you in hopes of rallying support for an important cause at the heart of SJU culture. Dr. Evil (Jill Bodensteiner) has overseen plenty of absurdity in her brief tenure as director of athletics, but this recent act 1/4
excel competency for sure
Hawk Humor is feeling nice today. We are proud to announce our first giveaway: For a chance to win a FREE Google Home Mini, simply quote RT this tweet with your favorite thing about SJU. Must be following to win.
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