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Gary The Squirrel

@squirrel_gary

The arch-nemesis of @dog_feelings

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My priorities: 1. Acorns 2. Plotting against the "good boy" 3. Learning new scampering moves 4 secretly listening to the music


Do you think I can hold myself up on a branch with just my tail?


The sky is dark and full of rumbles Too much wet will make me tumbles From in the tree to grass below I may fall but on my feet I will go Back up the tree to try again To spy on the "good boy" and his stuffed fren


If only there was something other than my paws to transfer water to my mouth


The world is only complete when I am laying with all 4 legs dangling along the tree branch


Do good boys ever eat my acorns?? Is that why they keep disappearing??


The human was using some sort of magic to change the color of a house this morning... I think it was a cruel ploy because I got really close and it made my head feel funny


I saw the good boy chasing his tail today... his tail was not cooperating with him


Today's morning has gone much better. I cannot afford off mornings when world domination is at stake >:)


Today I ate a bad nut... immolay but psa to not eat year old acorns should be more widely known


To everyone asking, I, Gary the squirrel am doing well. Many acorns have been saved up... somewhere I definitely didn't forget


Nobody asked but here I am


I have recently discovered that there are more nits than just acorns... this is a whole new reason to take over the world...


Rita told me her favorite color is yellow so my new side mission (second only to world domination) is to find out how the human colors their house


I've informed Rita of some new spots to find acorns... or I tried to but I couldn't remember where they are


My nutty buddy! Although he looks slightly fake but he smells real nice. Rita loves him

squirrel_gary's tweet image. My nutty buddy! Although he looks slightly fake but he smells real nice.  Rita loves him

Can someone please explain the reasoning behind why nuts are so hard to open?


I would like to find out the human can always pull food out of the big box in the house... is it magic?


The human is playing new human music and my back legs are moving involuntarily... please explain this


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