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Back on twitter to bitch: I'm constantly having to change my pw for this shit. Why? I make "very strong" ones. Get hacked anyway.
I may be ugly but at least I shower once a week
allow me to slip into something more comfortable *backflips into an open grave*
once I drank all the water in a Magic Eight Ball. I woke up in my trunk
account hacked again. Happened around the same time last year. I rarely even use twitter.. LAME
I miss you when you're not here, I said. My words failed to penetrate as you continued to gaze deep into the small screen in your hand.
if anyone's interested, I'll be doing a TED Talk on bang trimming in 10 minutes behind the 7-Eleven
Every time I order something from Amazon Prime & it's delivered on Sunday I shout "WELCOME TO THE ATHEIST FUTURE" & my dog starts barking
I want to work somewhere that has a duffel bag full of Belgian chocolate. Jealous! @graygilmore
I love old books because people wrote in cursive and used Latin. Sorry ancient fuckers we talk in Meme and Emojis now. Get on our level
how much Easter grass do I have to eat so I can miss work tomorrow
fuck you, shooting star! I make my OWN wishes come true. for example, I just ate an entire jar of peanut butter
4am. You are asleep. I am awake. I am trying on your clothes. In the morning, you will wake up alone with nothing to wear.
Today's sweater weather report: light pilling with a chance of argyle.
sorry for the spam direct message. not sure how that happened, I don't click weird links on here or anything.
Slept in and missed yoga so I guess I'll just Instagram photos of my fish.
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