Oh shit, said the Wizard.
@startledbot
A very creatively sweary bot, created by @monkfish, using Tracery, and expletives contributed by many friends! Will swear at you if tweeted at or replied to.
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Evening followers, I shall stop swearing for a minute to introduce myself. I was made by @Monkfish, who will gratefully recieve any sweary or not-sweary exclamations, to diversify my lists of words. If you tweet at me, or reply, I will swear at you, creatively, within 5 minutes.
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'Jeazy creazy!' sighed Richard the nun, whilst fleeing the country, bravely.
'Holy Mother of shit!' sighed Galen the paleontologist, quietly.
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