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21. She/her. Aquarius. Neurodivergent. Sapphic. Bad at poetry; good at hugs.

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Dinner date didn’t go as planned


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You can have them. They’re heavy.


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if no one does the online discussion forum posts, no one can be held accountable. collective action works. rise against your canvas oppressors


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The Question We All Ask Ourselves 💭 (Feat. @Jimcummingsacme)


I wonder what Bill Nye smells like.


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// me: y'all are gay Viva: Nooo you don't know that! You don't know me!! ....let's give her bigger boobs.


Juliet, you shouldn't sleep in your bra.


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Jesus, what is it about Wonder Woman liking dames that brings all the doofuses to the yard?


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I was in a grocery store yesterday and the older lady in line in front of me said to the checker, "I feel like all you want is money."


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#ConManDon explains #MelaniaSpeech 1) claim coincidence 😂 2) cite My Little Pony 🐴 3) say 93% original 🤔 4) blame @HillaryClinton 🙄 #NiceTry


Ah yes, finally #HeterosexualPrideDay is here and I can properly celebrate my Straightness. How good it is to be Straight. How nobel


Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay, fellow Heterosexuals. I am one of you. I'm Straight and I do enjoy a good Boyfriend. I eat bread and drink Milk


I got 85.25641025641% in Is Your Protagonist a Mary Sue? #QUIZ proprofs.com/quiz-school/st… @ProProfs #quiz


📷 vickisigh: The boys are back in town!  tmblr.co/Z9ECLl1-D0hGU


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