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why touch grass when you can touch a Dr Pepper


They really arguing about golf LMAOOO


Idk something about this bridge shit seems fishy


Ain’t no way the most ordered dish in my area is fucking long John silvers…

staticpendejo's tweet image. Ain’t no way the most ordered dish in my area is fucking long John silvers…

Update: @kalebvn is the best. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

staticpendejo's tweet image. Update: @kalebvn is the best. That’s all. That’s the tweet.

“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun” Secret Santa with the homies:

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Secret Santa with the homies:


The same CIA that started the crack epidemic? Sounds about right

Oh ok so the CIA killed JFK confirmed? 😐



“Hey we should do secret Santa with the homies, that would be fun” Secret Santa with the homies:

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Secret Santa with the homies:

That first sip of Red Bull in the morning hits harder than my dad 😮‍💨


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The fact I want all of these but there’s no shows near me 😭😭

Peep our current merch spread for the Concrete Jungle Tour 🫶🏼 these designs/garments are ONLY available in person at these shows. Which item is your favorite?



Didn’t realize how bipolar my music taste was until rn 😂😭

staticpendejo's tweet image. Didn’t realize how bipolar my music taste was until rn 😂😭

How do you learn you can do this…

Rick Winters’ 172 ft. world record high dive in 1983. 40 years later, he still holds the record.



It’s a good day to be a gamecock 🥳🥳


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fuck turkey i want her titties in my mouth


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you gotta be a sick man to enjoy sucking tiddies



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I’m a HOE for cuddling, we could cuddle 24/7 lmaooo idc


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Y'all I'm dead because why would someone hire the original O'Reilly Auto Parts singers to perform at their WEDDING


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