stdlib's profile picture. we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu)

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@stdlib

we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu)

๊ณ ์ •๋œ ํŠธ์œ—

has anyone tried making a computer thatโ€™s good yet


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I had a hinge guy do me like this but he also hit me with one of the greatest lines I've ever seen so I'm not mad

AliceClimbers's tweet image. I had a hinge guy do me like this but he also hit me with one of the greatest lines I've ever seen so I'm not mad

Tinder never fails, itโ€™s goodbye from me

phillclo's tweet image. Tinder never fails, itโ€™s goodbye from me


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Guide To Pets (1/2)

beanytuesday's tweet image. Guide To Pets (1/2)
beanytuesday's tweet image. Guide To Pets (1/2)
beanytuesday's tweet image. Guide To Pets (1/2)
beanytuesday's tweet image. Guide To Pets (1/2)

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No matter what Trump says, there's never been a "ceasefire" because War Criminal Netanyahu and the Israeli government never stopped killing Palestinians. Total arms embargo. Sanctions. End the genocide now.

BREAKING: Death toll from latest Israeli attacks on Gaza rises to 104 ๐Ÿ”ด LIVE updates: aje.io/0kagkm?update=โ€ฆ



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hueoops's tweet image.

BREAKING: China purchases 180,000 tons of U.S. soybeans, in their first order in months, as show of good faith ahead of tomorrow's meeting between President Trump and President Xi.



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๐Ÿ”ช Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween ๐Ÿ”ช

officeanomaly's tweet image. ๐Ÿ”ช Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween ๐Ÿ”ช

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Ms Rachel explains how hard it was to find a space that would welcome 3-year-old Rahaf, because sheโ€™s Palestinian. โ€œThe person who owns the place was basically saying, because this little girl is like you, sheโ€™s not welcome hereโ€


Lol

former biden admin people seem to have been blacklisted for any jobs anywhere thanks to the degree of fear of the blast radius of trump's revenge impulses ft.com/content/13772eโ€ฆ

cszabla's tweet image. former biden admin people seem to have been blacklisted for any jobs anywhere thanks to the degree of fear of the blast radius of trump's revenge impulses ft.com/content/13772eโ€ฆ


i read the Gooning thing from Harpers, and my opinion is that it was pretty funny; it was supposed to be a funny article. not thinking about it too much more than that


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I donโ€™t hold the US media in very high regard, but Iโ€™m still a bit surprised that not a single mainstream outlet is covering an event where a group of Americans were nearly murdered by an enormous government- and military-backed Israeli mob.

Somehow I am just discovering this extended footage of the settler attack on Turmusโ€™ayya, kicking off with the IDF-led ambush at the top of the hill. This is a lynch mob.



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GarlicCorgi's tweet image.

"42% of consumers didnโ€™t know their chips were made out of potatoes," per FORTUNE



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afroman: i was gonna go to class,before i got high me: nice afroman: i could have cheated and i coulda passed, but then i got high me: damn haha afroman: i saw you torn apart by dogs October 26, 2025 me: run that by me one more time afroman


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Pomegranate and Two Birds, by Isoda Koryusai, ca. 1770

JapanTraCul's tweet image. Pomegranate and Two Birds, by Isoda Koryusai, ca. 1770

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Bullfinch on Flowering Plum, by Ohara Koson, early 20th century

JapanTraCul's tweet image. Bullfinch on Flowering Plum, by Ohara Koson, early 20th century

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Salammbรด #artbots #mucha

nouveaumucha's tweet image. Salammbรด #artbots #mucha

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today my sister learned that cats purr

IsabelSteckel's tweet image. today my sister learned that cats purr
IsabelSteckel's tweet image. today my sister learned that cats purr

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I forgot my wallet in the car, can i pay with my life?


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The worst use of quotation marks in the history of human civilisation is in.

bmay's tweet image. The worst use of quotation marks in the history of human civilisation is in.

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my most neutralist opinion is that graffiti is fine and graffiti removal is also fine. it should be a never ending whackamole so that things stay interesting but not too much #balance #yoda #buddhism โ˜ฏ๏ธ

My most reactionary but also most leftist opinion is graffiti sucks. This land was made for you AND me, what gives you the right to deface my park bench



Lol

UK government outlaws free drink refills on hot chocolate, mocha and Coke Cola



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