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James Ferris

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Glad to be the official account of fucktards who don't know the difference between hashtags and usernames.


Showclix once again proves it's incapable of managing even a relatively small event like the Big Pour. #showclixfail


Man, that was good. That was crazy, mad, stupid, ridiculous good.


It's a good night in Gotham City.


Things you don't necessarily want to hear from the pilot: "The plane has turned into a Popsicle."


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Notes for any Sarah Palin speech: 1) Flag, 2)2nd Amendment, 3)Evil Media, 4)Incomprehensible folksy comment, 5)Flag


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Gotta say, History Channel seems hilariously agnostic. "yes yes it could have been Jesus...but maybe...just maybe....it was ALIENS."


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Sometimes the voice feels like it's on a leash, and when I'm performing I have to be the voice whisperer to keep it in line. #morningtv


The Apple Store: kind of like Build-A-Bear, but for adults.


Bustin' out the Groban for some holiday pregame.


Never been called a douchebag by a cop before. Scratch that one off the list.


Magnets: how the fuck do they work?


Working camera at Tom Petty. You're not.


Weather forecast in Vegas today: fucking hot. Tomorrow's forecast: very fucking hot.


Dudes at the Apple Store checking out the new iphone are geeking out. Like, "just saw my first vagina" geeking out.


@girl_evaporated Except "Pawn Stars" is exquisate viewing.


Because I had 75 hours and nothing to do. Score. http://tweetphoto.com/26411106


...and an entire nation is CRUSHED.


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