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When i was a kid we had general grievous. But kids today seem more interested in gender role grievances


My two-year-old every day:

One must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy



My grandparents would make my dad and his three siblings curl up beneath the passenger seat of their van when they misbehaved on a drive. At that time, seat belts weren't mandatory, and car accident fatalities were extremely common. It was simply their good luck that nobody died.

I was talking to old timers at the family holiday functions and over the course of the conversation it dawned on me that we had completely different parental experiences w/r/t transporting children. To wit, the old timers (either as children or with their own children) would…



Yes, stupid things opinions tend to be unpopular

i have an unpopular opinion reading fiction (or any books that don’t help you develop as a person) is as much a waste of time as watching movies. nothing to brag about



Agreed, but I have to qualify my support for BCS after season 3. The more they focused on the cartel characters and other stuff leading into Breaking Bad, the less interesting it got.

Not gonna lie I’ve never understood how Breaking Bad is universally accepted as the greatest show ever. I feel like Sopranos is clearly better and even BCS had far better writing



He is crying tears of joy right now. This was always his dream.

THE TRUMP KENNEDY CENTER HONORS will be broadcast tonight, on CBS, and Stream on Paramount+. Tune in at 8 P.M. EST! At the request of the Board, and just about everybody else in America, I am hosting the event. Tell me what you think of my “Master of Ceremony” abilities. If…



Forward this email to ten of your friends and God will give you many blessings this month ❤️

I own a small bakery. We aren’t famous, but we pay the bills. Last Tuesday, a woman came in. She was gripping her purse so tight her knuckles were white. She looked at the display case for a long time—too long. She pointed to the smallest plain vanilla cupcake we had. 'Just that…



My toddler woke up at 4 in the morning and whimpered "I want a carrot" for an hour


I grew up without air conditioning and now I have central air

It’s probably for the better but people of my generation can’t possibly convey to people from the next generation how much of a decline in quality of life we’ve seen in our relatively short lifetimes



This is nonsense. I'm a white millennial with a good career and I didn't even have to try that hard

the thing about calling DEI 'economic genocide' is that it undersells it yes, young White men were systematically excluded from careers during their peak marriage years, but that's just first-order effects. second-order: marriage market collapse. women date across and up. men…



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I love Vince Gilligan's shows, but I think people are reading a little much into his supposed political critiques. He just seems like a dumb libertarian who likes cops and happens to make great TV shows. Haven't checked out Pluribus yet tho

Vince Gilligan’s "Breaking Bad," "Better Call Saul," and now "Pluribus" constitute one of the most sustained cultural critiques of postwar American urban form in contemporary television. He could have glamorized Albuquerque or chosen a nicer (and less representative) part of the…

UrbanCourtyard's tweet image. Vince Gilligan’s "Breaking Bad," "Better Call Saul," and now "Pluribus" constitute one of the most sustained cultural critiques of postwar American urban form in contemporary television.
He could have glamorized Albuquerque or chosen a nicer (and less representative) part of the…
UrbanCourtyard's tweet image. Vince Gilligan’s "Breaking Bad," "Better Call Saul," and now "Pluribus" constitute one of the most sustained cultural critiques of postwar American urban form in contemporary television.
He could have glamorized Albuquerque or chosen a nicer (and less representative) part of the…


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Literally who is this

He's back.

NetflixTudum's tweet image. He's back.


The dirt stains on my shoes are more beautiful than all the AI-generated media in the world.

McDonald’s just dropped a new AI ad and it’s beautiful and I am genuinely tired of people pretending this is not the future of media. If this played on your TV during a normal commercial break, you would be disingenuous to say “its slop” or “I could easily tell it is AI.” It is…



I tried to explain to my wife how right wing media is now seeding the idea that "ephebophilia" is good, and she kept shouting at me, "I'm pregnant! I'm sick! I have a job! I don't want to hear about this!"


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Google offering a year of Gemini to students for free is genuinely heinous, the desperation to make money off of A/I dependency and ruin young peoples lives by offering the first hit free, making them not think for themselves so early, it's gross.


Toddler was attempting to nap earlier today by screaming "I am very tired!!!!" and repeatedly diving headfirst into her pillow


These snarky posters are the bane of my existence. I would never allow such filth to be displayed in my home.

finally ready to share my biggest home decor pet peeve: on-the-nose wall art. I HATE it. I don’t care how “aesthetic” it is, it’s a low-creativity choice. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT ROOM I’M IN!!!!!

GraceSpelman's tweet image. finally ready to share my biggest home decor pet peeve: on-the-nose wall art. I HATE it. I don’t care how “aesthetic” it is, it’s a low-creativity choice. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT ROOM I’M IN!!!!!
GraceSpelman's tweet image. finally ready to share my biggest home decor pet peeve: on-the-nose wall art. I HATE it. I don’t care how “aesthetic” it is, it’s a low-creativity choice. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT ROOM I’M IN!!!!!
GraceSpelman's tweet image. finally ready to share my biggest home decor pet peeve: on-the-nose wall art. I HATE it. I don’t care how “aesthetic” it is, it’s a low-creativity choice. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT ROOM I’M IN!!!!!
GraceSpelman's tweet image. finally ready to share my biggest home decor pet peeve: on-the-nose wall art. I HATE it. I don’t care how “aesthetic” it is, it’s a low-creativity choice. I ALREADY KNOW WHAT ROOM I’M IN!!!!!


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I love how AI guys have started typing JSON into their image generators so they can feel like they're coding and they're all shit like this { "body": { "waist": "tiny", "ass": "big", "race": "white" }, "mirror": { "reflective": "true" } }


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