I made a jingle for my favorite podcast @ATWWDpodcast and THEY PLAYED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHMOLY!! @rochellecortney was karate punching the air!!! AHHHHHHHH! Thank you @TheEmSchulz @xtineschiefer for making my year! Thank you to @Songfinch for supporting me!
Tony Hawk is proof that no one would think Clark Kent is Superman
At coffee shop this morning: Girl behind counter: (not joking) “has anyone told you that you look like Tony Hawk?” Me: yes, so much that I sometimes write about it. Her: haha, here’s your coffee Other girl by exit: (leans toward me as I walk out): “you really do look like him”
bass snobs: you shouldn’t play with a pick! basses: *have pickguards*
Andy is a professional nap taker and it must be documented.
At coffee shop this morning: Girl behind counter: (not joking) “has anyone told you that you look like Tony Hawk?” Me: yes, so much that I sometimes write about it. Her: haha, here’s your coffee Other girl by exit: (leans toward me as I walk out): “you really do look like him”
Finished reading Lies We Bury last night. Absolutely loved it!! Starting The Missing Sister tonight as well. So happy I’ve found your books, @ellemarr_ 🖤🖤
Life Hack: If you have a brain freeze, stick your tongue to the roof of your mouth and say “Pink elephant” and it should go away within 2-5 minutes
Nobody: Drax when he’s standing still:
Sundays are for reading, catching up on laundry, and candles of course. 💜
6 days until ‘You’re welcome’ thanks so much for being patient. Ecstatic to finally be releasing it to y’all ❤️❤️❤️
I set a goal for reading 20 books this year and I’ve already read 5 this month. I severely underestimated that goal.
Welcome to America, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter
"Crawling" is out now! This song has just sat on my shelf. I'd do a section, re-write it, do another section, etc. I finally finished it this year. I'm super proud of it!! Click the link below and get it on your music platform! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/st…
I finished coloring an entire coloring book. This is tweet worthy. Next goal: finish a whole thing of chapstick before losing it. 🤷🏻♀️
After every episode this season, I’ve thought “I’m not watching anymore” and then continue to watch like I’m not going to get mad at it. 🙄 #BB22
United States トレンド
- 1. Panarin N/A
- 2. Wizards N/A
- 3. Drury N/A
- 4. McCain N/A
- 5. Overwatch N/A
- 6. Chris Paul N/A
- 7. Lonzo N/A
- 8. Mavs N/A
- 9. Anthony Davis N/A
- 10. Luka N/A
- 11. Rangers N/A
- 12. WaPo N/A
- 13. Washington Post N/A
- 14. Greentree N/A
- 15. Trae N/A
- 16. Bezos N/A
- 17. Gavin McKenna N/A
- 18. Kings N/A
- 19. Coby N/A
- 20. #Sims26Birthday N/A
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