Loss Prevention
@storecop
I used to make ridiculous money playing a cop on a network tv show. Now I work security at a department store. Humility is good for the soul, right?
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New guy Curtis who runs when big ladies yell at him: were you in the Iraq army before you came here?
Security cameras showed the large woman to be guilty as all hell.
New guy, Curtis, stopped a large woman at door and accused her of shoplifting clothes. She yelled, threw a fit... and he walked away scared.
I hang out in electronics dept a lot watching tv when Cowboys are playing.
When it's this hot and someone comes in store wearing a coat/jacket, 95% chance he/she is a lifter. Happened last night,
Stuff People Steal: baby formula yesterday afternoon by a lady in her late 50s
Even Oscar could have taken this guy. I think. bit.ly/1Lp7xgq
Stuff People Steal: guy w nose ring stole this for his girlfriend. Nothing says I luv u like a fake leather purse.
Stuff People Steal: Yes. Someone tried to shoplift this today. No, I'm not sure they owned a pet.
Stuff people steal: a hair curling iron + big bottle of Pantene w vitamin B5 complex. Conditioner was too big for her purse and fell out
I was off when bike was stolen yesterday, by the way. Looked at video and sure enough saw the theft. No charges. Kid has problems obviously.
Things People Steal: A bike ridden out of store by a kid from a group home. We didn't know it was gone. Manager at group home called. Oops.
People from my home state are always making me proud
My seven year-old daughter has more upper-body strength than certain flabby, Latino, loss prevention coworkers.
I helped Oscar take kid in. Lil' thief had a bunch of stuff in his pockets, too. We'll both laugh about this tomorrow. Or maybe just I will.
Oscar was ok. Only thing wounded was his pride...and the sunglasses the kid was trying to steal which were busted in the ruckus.
Oscar tried to take down an uncooperative lifter today: skinny black kid about 16. O was floored on his back. Kid stood there smirking LMAO
STUFF PEOPLE STEAL: Three containers of Tide concealed with a jacket on bottom of shopping cart.
Oscar fought in Iraq like Brian Williams was in a copter hit w an RPG. #fabricator. Or, taking Oscar's body type into account: #flabricator
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