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Amanda

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If I’m tweeting…I’m alone and I’m crossfaded.


Girl math is figuring out how far in advance to get your botox before your sister’s wedding bc you still want to show emotion but not have too much movement under that makeup


Serious question why does Apple keep coming out with new updates every other day?? iOS 17 now?? We don’t even use 90% of the features stop updating it


Wait it’s 420 and my mom got McDonald’s happy meals for her class for lunch lol that’s so cute and festive for the holiday


Did the priest ever pause service to tell you and your sisters to stop talking or are you normal? We’re no longer Chreasters to say the least 🥲🙏🏻


No rap verse goes harder than Jaden Smiths on never say never


Other girls: selling feet pics Me:

strap_h03's tweet image. Other girls: selling feet pics
Me:

Craving the mental stimulation I got when I entered a Rainforest Cafe. The smell, the sounds, the mist, the thunderstorms, etc.


Least favorite weekend of the year while living downtown: air and water show weekend. Despise it.


I’m 4 drinks in, liking everything on Instagram…even suggested ads lmaoooo best feeling ever


As a female- you either have an ass or you can wear agolde jeans. Not both.


I hate an “on foot” ass Uber eats delivery person. I just know this meal is going to be cold


Jack Harlow has me in a fucking chokehold with that lil glamorous remix he dropped on tiktok


The first person to ever whip up ranch was probably like “…….. WOAHHH!!!!!!!!”


first time at LAX— paper straws and no McDonalds in sight :(


I guess that means no 😔 lmao

strap_h03's tweet image. I guess that means no 😔 lmao

I want to square up and swing first on the guy who sold me my tomato plants and told me they were “huge beefsteak tomatoes” No sir, WE now have beef.

strap_h03's tweet image. I want to square up and swing first on the guy who sold me my tomato plants and told me they were “huge beefsteak tomatoes” 

No sir, WE now have beef.

Dispensaries scare me. Talking to me about ratios and “so what are you trying to achieve with this?” Bitch if you don’t give me the mf edible and let me leave…..


McDonalds commercial said “you’re young, then one day your McNuggets become the side order instead of the whole meal”….. that’s the realest shit I’ve ever heard


I’m sorry but Pizza Hut is just not that fucking good to be worth all this

Pizza Hut delivered a pizza to the International Space Station in 2001 It took days and cost $1 million for the 6-inch pie to reach its destination



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