ready 2 have 1 singular lesson + hang out with oomf + retrieve new vape. wish i had a beautiful wife at home eagerly awaiting my arrival but it’s ok i have my cat
whats wrong babe you’ve barely touched your paul mccartney lighting damon albarn’s cigarette birthday cake
if you’re wondering how i’m so beautiful even though i smoke weed it’s because weed is beautiful and i am smoking it
Being a 15 year old white dude crying over Kurt Cobain in 1994 must have felt so awesome
just said out loud “hey siri play oh no she better don’t by rupaul on spotify” and then it didn’t play and i sat in silence with the reality of the person i’ve become
Her cheeks were flushed pink, like Ringo's Sgt Pepper suit. Her eyes, a striking blue, like Paul's Sgt Pepper suit.
WHY IN THE FUCK ISN’T THIS BIGGER NEWS?!
I have a checklist of things i need to do once im 18 and a lot of them are whorish
Timothée chalamet and joseph quinn need to recreate this to stay historically accurate
I really need dylarrison to be acknowledged in george's movie Or else
Who wants to let a beautiful woman mansplain her favourite art exhibits to you and let her smoke your cigarettes. Serious inquiries only
BEYOND over men who think they’re funny. i’m so sorry but ur not, u never will be, and you never were. leave it to women to make the world go round, if you’re cursed with the burden of being a man do us all a favor and shut the fuck up so we can try and enjoy a peaceful existence
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