Bro Strider
@strifinator
How old will I be when I try to freeze time and my age degrades into a well-worn lie?
> You hold @demlittlebeats tightly as you go up to @mamandearest's house. You're going to behave and be nice to her daughter, you hear?
-- friendly, especially because your kid brother wants to be friends with @mamandearest's kid. She's also kinda pretty. Hey, Miss Roxanne
-- your glasses. You make sure that @mamandearest is not in a position where she would feel uncomfortable, for you want to come off as --
> You sidle up to a particularly lovely lady, who you know to be @mamandearest and plant your hand on the wall, smiling at her from under --
> Does the most awesome things that a bro can do > This, naturally, includes doing some pretty damn awesome tricks and using a sword
![ViolaceousCore's profile picture. Don't vworry kitten, it's all good.
[[#HomestuckRP]]
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![turntupGodhead's profile picture. hey I'm dave strider please keep Lil' Cal away from me and my sick beats [#HomestuckRP] #gay #uke [Looking for John, Karkat, Jade, or Dirk!!]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/502433675536248833/mGCXy_Zu.jpeg)
![damaraM_01's profile picture. ベンド(Bend)私と私のお尻にタッチしてください [+18] #multiship #BDSM](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/566682888742002688/RJf1l_6Z.jpeg)
![PrankingProdigy's profile picture. You are a eleven year old pranking master! Anyone who says otherwise is wrong and you know it to be true. [#RP Child!John]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/431651796704964611/ob6eYUKk.jpeg)
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United States Trends
- 1. Dodgers N/A
- 2. #PowerForce N/A
- 3. Tariq N/A
- 4. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 5. Colton N/A
- 6. #DONTBEDUMB N/A
- 7. Mets N/A
- 8. Gabe Vincent N/A
- 9. Hornets N/A
- 10. World Series N/A
- 11. Jenard N/A
- 12. #TNAiMPACT N/A
- 13. Baseball N/A
- 14. Yankees N/A
- 15. Lamelo N/A
- 16. Nobel Peace Prize N/A
- 17. LINGLING EUCERIN ASEAN PST N/A
- 18. #LinglingXEucerinInMalaysia N/A
- 19. Ohtani N/A
- 20. Rocky N/A
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