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I write, I teach writing, I write things that teach writing. Every couple years I show up on a game show.

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.@BorisJohnson come through. We have the site prepped.


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My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over


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I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.


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If they arm teachers, trust me that training will be a website where you click through minilessons & get a little certificate after like 25 minutes, & we will be forced to do it in a staff meeting after school when we’re already tired, & the DOE will say we were all fully trained


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I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity


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Increasingly wishing that America's plan for women wasn't just the plot of The Giving Tree


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good morning to every english teacher who woke up this morning like “today’s the day I assign a short story that will haunt them till the day they die”


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New York Public Library is making banned books available to everyone for free — I ♥️ NY.


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The 1,000 cops added to subway by Eric Adams didn’t stop this, then an NYPD captain made the decision not to stop trains and let the shooter escape, and now the police can’t find him. Before you call for more cops, ask yourself if they did a single thing to keep us safe today.


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Are you paralyzed about what to do RIGHT NOW to support trans kids in Texas?? LIVE THREAD OF WHERE TO DONATE THAT AREN'T MAINSTREAM ORGS THAT ARE GONNA GET HUGE DONATION BUMPS RIGHT NOW. (Please please reply or dm me with additions and recommendations)


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If you make a mistake, instead of thinking bad stuff about yourself just say CLASSIC JORTS. You wouldn’t be mean to me


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Just a little biscuit inspired by an 1892 edition of Reynard the Foxe (printed by the Kelmscott Press, which was founded by William Morris). 🍪

EllaMcHawk's tweet image. Just a little biscuit inspired by an 1892 edition of Reynard the Foxe (printed by the Kelmscott Press, which was founded by William Morris). 🍪

So I guess we have to Lysistrata this thing now?


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Today in Texas you can carry a gun without a permit but you can’t register to vote online or get an abortion after 6 weeks


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You know who wouldn’t have flown to Cancun while the people of his state froze to death and had no power or heat for over 50 hours!? Beto O’Rourke.


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Many are asking, "How does a coyote get to Manhattan?" Coyotes, prevalent in the Bronx, likely use the Henry Hudson Bridge at night or swim the narrow channel, arriving in Inwood Hill Park where coyotes also reside.


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