strittinger's profile picture. professional piece of shit😌

skylar🍓

@strittinger

professional piece of shit😌

Pinned

i think if u caught me on the right day i would orpheus style decent into hell to retrieve a large baja blast


plz make me a character from GoT i stg THATS where i’m supposed to be i want to marry a stranger, he dies prematurely and i get all his money and THEN marry for love PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


i feel INSANE


too drunk at a work coworker function… daddy issues is playing🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️


skylar🍓 reposted

omg hosting is ass!!!! why do yall use so much damn toilet paper!!!! i didn’t know this was the boobooo convention!!!


skylar🍓 reposted

friend found this in la

AY0EDEBIRI's tweet image. friend found this in la

skylar🍓 reposted

me explaining the difference between a 3 star watch and a 3.5 star watch

theamazingemy's tweet image. me explaining the difference between a 3 star watch and a 3.5 star watch

sang satisfied from hamilton at the work halloween party drunk asf i am a LEGEND


when the skirt i ordered last minute doesn’t arrive last minute 😒


i’m actually so hermione coded its crazy like i’m not a millennial so i can still stan harry potter w/o it being cringe and the older i get the more i realize that we are literally identical like that’s my girl FR


on the queen mary at the observation bar drinking an espresso martini and reading a dramione fanfic- life is good


skylar🍓 reposted

king wake up…………

who’s gonna tell him the big news….

sp1derg1rl's tweet image. who’s gonna tell him the big news….


being in the nosebleeds for sweat is actually brat thanks


i don’t have epilepsy but every time i see the new captain america trailer i think i might start


skylar🍓 reposted

in da clurb we all fam

simplytomh's tweet image. in da clurb we all fam

skylar🍓 reposted

I need a cigarette that lasts for 45 minutes and doesn’t kill you or make your hands smell bad


skylar🍓 reposted

I still think Kamala should go on Hot Ones because then Trump would have to and it would literally kill him


skylar🍓 reposted

who is this diva

msrclois's tweet image. who is this diva

saw saturday night and immediately went home and (finally) made my backstage profile i stg if i’m not holding a script in 3 months i’m going to do something crazy (!)


i love la bc i tell me why i went to a random ass wednesday night 7pm showing of paranormal activity in burbank and fucking micah shows up after and gives away some blumhouse t-shirts


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.