Stroobz
@stroobz
The Lance Armstrong testicle that got away. I also write prose.
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Bro your mom look more like Jacob Zuma than your dad
My Father, A Zulu Man, Met AND Married, My Mother, A Shangaan Woman 🖤…
Work insists I shave my entire face to be more approachable to clients. But as soon as I include my eyebrows I'm the irresponsible one?
Hey @geordinhl. There are people shooting heroin in traffic outside the castle. Literally across from City Hall. Sorting this homeless issue out should be high priority. This is filth.
Crazy how people are losing it at how much Andre De Ruyter gets paid, yet he still doesn't make half of what the reserve Everton left back makes in a season.
Hey people from literally anywhere else in the world: Wanna swap?
Why would anyone with laser hair want it removed. It sounds cool as hell.
ALSO BREAK8NG: Roman Abromovich has just made a bid for Kaizer Chiefs.
Thanking His Excellency President Vladimir Putin for taking my call today, so I could gain an understanding of the situation that was unfolding between Russia and Ukraine.
parent teacher conference at Euphoria high
Did y'all know that fish paste is just poppers for lesbos?
How do I know the world is not fair? Because the guy who invented Fabrica/Chippies prego sauce doesn't have his own mega yacht in the Monte Carlo harbour.
That's me in the corner That's me in a cock Fight Losing to a pigeon
You say that it’s fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror
A private messaging system exclusively for use in underground parking facilities? Car Pay DM
Mr Bones is by far the highest grossing South African film of all time. Not by a little bit either. If you don't like it may I suggest watching and paying for the reems of world class films this country produces. That would help shift a tide.
Dont think there has ever been a more frustrating experience than dealing with @iwyze for the most simplistic of stuff. 2 hours running on permanent hold riddled with incompetence. An abhorrent business - stay away if youre considering insurance.
United States Tendências
- 1. #WWERaw N/A
- 2. Harden N/A
- 3. Roman N/A
- 4. Darryn Peterson N/A
- 5. Clippers N/A
- 6. Stephanie N/A
- 7. Raquel N/A
- 8. Texas Tech N/A
- 9. #TheRookie N/A
- 10. #kubball N/A
- 11. Kid Rock N/A
- 12. #WrestleMania N/A
- 13. Goodell N/A
- 14. Kansas N/A
- 15. Christian Anderson N/A
- 16. War Raiders N/A
- 17. Barlow N/A
- 18. Toppin N/A
- 19. SpaceX N/A
- 20. Gunther N/A
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