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Stuart Houghton

@stuarthoughton

Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. http://stuarthoughton.bsky.social

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If you want to listen to, or read my play MAKING PLANS WITH NIGEL you can now do so here: erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ It's a comedy drama about those perennial comedy topics - breast cancer and Brexit. Starring @markbenton100 @sally_lindsay and @lewismacleod

stuarthoughton's tweet image. If you want to listen to, or read my play MAKING PLANS WITH NIGEL you can now do so here: erislabs.net/stu/nigel/
It's a comedy drama about those perennial comedy topics - breast cancer and Brexit. Starring @markbenton100 @sally_lindsay and @lewismacleod

En route with @jimjar to Hear Hard by @tweetbytheriver and @tamdeanburn but sadly traffic problems are turning this into a recreation of Gimpo's M25 Odyssey :-(


I am not quite ready to delete this account yet as it would feel like cutting off a limb - albeit a limb I have inadvertently dipped in a flaming barrel of shit. I will however be posting over on Bluesky from now on (see bio).


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The Muppets do The Thing (1982): a thread. “I don't want to stay out here anymore. I want to come back inside”.

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“I don't want to stay out here anymore. I want to come back inside”.

I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to the budget announcement so people can at least be angry with things Labour has actually done rather than inventing Labour policies to be mad at


Not all the crowd were on 10x speed, of course. Many were on oxycodone and cheap lager

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I said maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all you're my wonderwall. What did I say, Roy?

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Isn't this literally the season-two arc on Star Trek Discovery?


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anyone else seen Mandy? think Osgood Perkins probably opened auditions for LongLegs 2

Nothing is hidden from God.



POV: you are watching Mary Poppins while very stoned

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Wow this is amazing it could be genuine footage of a giant octopus with one big tentacle that joins another in a perfect loop

I had to watch this video umpteen times to find out whether it was real or AI. For me, it was a wake-up call: we've reached the point where even people who have a lot to do with AI and work with it no longer know what is real and what is fiction.



Where do you even get face tattoos like that done? "Hi, I want to look like a mentally ill clown" "I got u fam"


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What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it


In related news: First Minister confirms Scotland's Oh Mate reserves are now at critical levels

Oh this is just a bit cringe isn't it

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Isn't this partly that there are now lots of really good YA-level books? Why are we expecting young people to be into pre-20th century novels when there are so many good ones full of cultural references they understand?

Oh this is just a bit cringe isn't it

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“Wipe bottoms for us today” What a thoroughly obnoxious and disrespectful comment about both workers who provide physical and emotional support in an extremely demanding environment (a real job unlike hers) for nearly minimum wage & those who are being cared for. Our loved ones.

Kemi Badenoch takes a swipe at migrant care workers, despite the UK having a shortage of 130,000 care workers, "We need to make sure we are thinking about the next generation, not just who's going to wipe bottoms for us today"



Not all heroes make crepes...

NEED EGGS • CALL EGGS MAN

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