Mr Wright
@stuartiswright
Stuart Wright. Tweeting like a fucking bird since '94. Solicitor(-ish).
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More and more people are backing our call to balance the BBC. Our national broadcaster should be fair and balanced, not a mouthpiece for Nigel Farage and his 4 MPs.
Must’ve taken you ages to go around checking everyone’s tickets.
It’s been 25 years since I went to watch Oasis at Reading festival… They’ve still got it 👏
There’s a reason Gerry Adams hasn’t sued anyone for saying: “Gerry Adams was a commanding officer in the provisional IRA”
Ok…then fuck it, since you’ll never see it. I can let you know. I won the whole thing and made the best dishes ever tasted on the show. Gregg Wallace said, and I quote- “this quiche is so tasty that I’m going to pull its pants down and roger it senseless right now.”
BREAKING: The BBC has decided to pull its MasterChef Christmas specials following claims of inappropriate behaviour against presenter Gregg Wallace Full story ⬇️ news.sky.com/story/bbc-pull…
Chief whip of five lads? My brother, that is a group chat admin.
Also known as her initial days in Downing Street
Read about my final days in Downing Street in @DailyMailUK today. I explain WHY I had to go and WHAT my experience has taught me about taking on the establishment. You can order my book at elizabethtruss.com Read the extract here 👇 shorturl.at/isENS
You have defunded the criminal justice system to the point of collapse. Every day I meet victims of the most serious, appalling crimes, whose agonies have been exacerbated by the system that you have broken. There has never been a government as soft on crime as @RishiSunak’s.
Attacking a political opponent for having represented unpopular clients as a barrister is like attacking somebody for having treated unpopular patients as a doctor. It is an absurdity perpetrated by the cynical and dishonest upon the unwary. It insults and debases us all.
Tories plan to put Keir Starmer’s record as a ‘lefty lawyer’ at centre of their campaign Labour says it is ready for the attacks and will hit back ‘Does Sunak want to open up scrutiny on his own finances, his time working in finance or his time in America? Does every Tory…
I was in the supermarket & there was an old lady in front of me at the checkout. She didn't have enough money to buy her shopping, she started to cry then she looked at me & asked "Why won't they stop the boats?" I cuddled her & said "It'll be fine. Rishi will stop the boats"
Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣
"Who are we fighting against?!" "...what?...pardon?" ＠mrjamesob reacts to Penny Mordaunt's 'mad' stand up and fight Tory conference speech.
Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.
Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you.
"We are a nation of drivers"???? Uh, yeah I guess so. We are also a nation of bed users. Of breakfasters. We're carpet fans. We are a nation of tap users. We are a nation who likes to use pens. We are a nation of microwavers, of shoe-wearers. We are a nation of eyebrow-havers.
We are a nation of drivers. Most of us use a car every day and, for many, life would be difficult without their car. But too often, drivers feel under attack. That changes today with a long-term plan to improve drivers' experience on the road. Here’s how 👇🧵
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