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“A nice player” - Bradley Walsh - “Looks like Hamlet” - Brian Blessed

Oh no! It happened! I have got the dreaded X on the app. Farewell everyone. Elon can shove it up his arse!


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Very honoured to be on such a list. Thank you to this normally unpleasant newspaper for showing a degree of kindness.

Some might say being on the Mail on Sunday’s Woke List is far lovelier than being on the Rich List. Badge of honour?

davidyelland's tweet image. Some might say being on the Mail on Sunday’s Woke List is far lovelier than being on the Rich List. Badge of honour?


Can’t Verstappen just have a major engine failure or something? So bored of him.


This guy should have been investigated years ago.

Oh my fucking GOD.



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I'm not sure what I'll be doing this week as I haven't had my instructions from Nigel Farage yet.


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Errrrr, hello?! You campaigned for this, you voted for this….this is what you wanted #brexit

Rob_Merrick's tweet image. Errrrr, hello?! You campaigned for this, you voted for this….this is what you wanted #brexit

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Lee Anderson spotted heading back to his constituency for the weekend.

Parody_PM's tweet image. Lee Anderson spotted heading back to his constituency for the weekend.

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It’s got a really gorgeous closed-down Debenhams feel 😍

youwouldknow's tweet image. It’s got a really gorgeous closed-down Debenhams feel 😍

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Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest.


They know.

My daughter is 11 and for kids her age, “Brexit” has become a pejorative adjective. So, a kid who comes to football practice with beaten up looking trainers gets them called “Brexit boots”. I don’t think Brexiters consider the degree to which they’ve lost the next generation.



Seriously @BBCSport why the awful green screen studio and pixelated highlights reel? #ENGDEN


This whole green screen set up is absolutely awful.

stuartprovan's tweet image. This whole green screen set up is absolutely awful.

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It would appear that Ettifaq have made a stylistic choice to grey out the colour of most of Jordan Henderson’s captain armbands in this video. I’m sure it has nothing to do with some of them featuring the rainbow LGBTQ+ flag though…

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Victims of Post Office scandal. Rishi Sunak: wait for due process Victims of infected blood scandal. RS: wait for due process Tory PMs and MPs misbehaviour RS: wait for due process Nigel Farage’s bank account Rishi Sunak: lynch mob now!


Jordan Henderson a vocal supporter of LGBTQ rights signs for a Saudi club. Money means more to him in the end it seems.


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Nadine Dorries' local town council writes to her to raise their "concerns and frustration" at the "continuing lack of representation for the people of Mid-Bedfordshire at Westminster". They demand she "immediately vacate" her seat and allow someone else to represent the area.

AdamBienkov's tweet image. Nadine Dorries' local town council writes to her to raise their "concerns and frustration" at the "continuing lack of representation for the people of Mid-Bedfordshire at Westminster".  They demand she "immediately vacate" her seat and allow someone else to represent the area.

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