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if trouble don't kill me I'll live a long time

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The Yankees don’t understand that part of the “there’s an inch of snow, shut everything down!” Bit is an unspoken social contract between Southerners to get a couple of extra days off a year.


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oh, não!! minha esposa evoluiu um par imenso de seios. meu churrasco está muito suculento. meu travesseiro está geladinho demais. minha cerveja, muito gelada.

Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage

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Loverism__'s tweet image. Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage


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"Constant communication and a bob" "Working around the clock and a miniskirt" "Reviewing the incident and an attitude"

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"Working around the clock and a miniskirt"

"Reviewing the incident and an attitude"

Women love the trampoline and I love them being on it, everybody wins!

Women will do anything other than traditional cardio, weight trainin something, something, something…girls on trampolines



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revolt against the tyranny of the foid


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Chinese man plays ‘Dixieland’ on erhu


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Gain of Fiction vol. 75 📚🐴 "Hyperion" w/ @jdowrites and E C Kroc Kroc and J David Osborne join Glen to discuss Hyperion by Dan Simmons (1989), sci fi tropes, poetry, and many other topics. For premium subscribers only. Go to rcnow.org to sign up

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"Hyperion" w/ @jdowrites and E C Kroc

Kroc and J David Osborne join Glen to discuss Hyperion by Dan Simmons (1989), sci fi tropes, poetry, and many other topics. 

For premium subscribers only. Go to rcnow.org to sign up

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New Episode 🐴🚨 "Wintery Mix" Glen and Psi are back to talk about Christmas, Christmas movies, Somali daycares, Gardening, Wasting your 30's, and more Free on all platforms

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"Wintery Mix" 

Glen and Psi are back to talk about Christmas, Christmas movies, Somali daycares, Gardening, Wasting your 30's, and more 

Free on all platforms

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"OMG... you are like... the ideal Aryan..." "Please stfu I am trying to fit 40,000 more illegals into Shasta County." "Haha, based! As long as they're Catholic, right?" "Now, how do I outlaw heterosexuality..."

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"Please stfu I am trying to fit 40,000 more illegals into Shasta County."

"Haha, based! As long as they're Catholic, right?"

"Now, how do I outlaw heterosexuality..."
MeinGottNiles's tweet image. "OMG... you are like... the ideal Aryan..."

"Please stfu I am trying to fit 40,000 more illegals into Shasta County."

"Haha, based! As long as they're Catholic, right?"

"Now, how do I outlaw heterosexuality..."

Go tell it on the mountain Over the hills and everywhere Go tell it on the mountain That Jesus Christ is born!


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They laugh at the stable. And they always miss the birth. The soul is not reborn in golden halls. It is reborn in stables. Among animals. In poverty. In the quiet faith of those who have nothing to prove. I would rather kneel at that poor table than feast in their empty temples

A video of Serbian family celebrating the feast of St. Nicholas went viral on Instagram, but sadly it’s because many Americans mocked them for having simple food and humble circumstances. Respect for their faith and resilience. God bless and help this family. 🇷🇸☦️



Merry Christmas everyone! What do they do in The Hut down by Gum Swamp?

stupidfirst's tweet image. Merry Christmas everyone! What do they do in The Hut down by Gum Swamp?

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"Chickens Crowing on Sourwood Mountain" traditional banjo


I'm just doing what comes easy to a fool!


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Trump when he drives by the Minnesota governor's mansion. 😭


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You’re not white if your Spotify age is below 60 btw



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Working on this. Should have these numbers improved by 2035

NEW: Over 54% of Americans, approximately 130 million people, now read below a 6th grade level according to National Literacy Institute data.



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Tim Walz says people are driving by his house calling him ‘retarded.’ 😂


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PRAY for our DC National Guard.



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