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Babe Glint

@subrocon

Sub force veteran. 100 men go down. 50 couples come up.

You boys like Mexico ?!?!?!


Laser weapons will lead to a large amount of Jiffy Pop.


Don't mistake your kindness for weakness? What shall I mistake it for?


Dig a hole in a man's life, expect to be buried in it.


I would love to take time to thank the Savior of the universe @RealSamJJones and @muti_ornella for one of my favorite movies of my lifetime.


Why did he pass it back to Harden? LOL @ Houston.


I loved Maggie Gyllenhaal in Jarhead.


Maggie Gyllenhaal looks 55.


I kill black rhinos for fun.


When I help old ladies cross the street, I snatch their purse halfway across the road.


I made all my friends a Grindr account. They're not very gay with me right now. Frown emoticon.


Creation of yeast strains designed to convert sugar into opiates? Wow.


Fuck the X-37B!


I'll offer you one hand to put a knife in your back.


Eager beats pretty every time.


I'm the hootinest, tootinest, shootinest, bob-tailed wild cat in...HOLD ON GUISE!!! Let me check Twitter.

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LOL Dude broke his stick!! #CHIvsANA


I like the way you do that "right thurrr". #Chinx


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