You might like
I guess I missed California -- the broad streets, the fresh air, the great weather.... But that's it. Yup, that's all.
We had to cancel our version of The Hunger Games after Jabba the Hutt kept eating all of the contestants. :(
"You've got to be careful not to overwork those guys...they get grumpy. And no one likes a grumpy hit man." #QotD
Good news everyone! We shot down a reindeer-drawn UFO piloted by a fat man in red doing a trench run. #ChristmasIsCancelled
Kids, right now there's a morbidly obese, red snuggie wearing, elf sweatshop owner who is watching and judging your every move.
Well it /seems/ that my insides want to be on my outsides, but I'm no doctor. Ugh. Sick.
Two hallways diverged in an office building, and I- I took the one less traveled by, Let's see if it makes any difference.
There's an old android saying..."If you don't gosub a program loop, you'll never get a subroutine."
Blackberry have announced their service is now "fully operational". Expect them to begin firing on the Rebel Fleet ASAP.
My kids asked me what the Wall Street protestors were angry about, & I told them it was the crappy Father’s Day gift they gave me last year.
#Apple says Steve Jobs has died. If so, he has become more powerful than we could possibly imagine. #RIPSteveJobs
Sitting in the tail of a tiny airplane. Exits are 8 rows ahead of me. Or, right where I am if the tail falls off.
United States Trends
- 1. GTA 6 29.3K posts
- 2. GTA VI 9,871 posts
- 3. Rockstar 36.1K posts
- 4. #LOUDERTHANEVER 1,458 posts
- 5. Nancy Pelosi 106K posts
- 6. Paul DePodesta 1,299 posts
- 7. Rockies 3,265 posts
- 8. GTA 5 5,280 posts
- 9. Ozempic 13.6K posts
- 10. Grand Theft Auto VI 25.5K posts
- 11. RFK Jr 24.4K posts
- 12. Marshawn Kneeland 57.7K posts
- 13. GTA 7 N/A
- 14. Michael Jackson 85.1K posts
- 15. Jonah Hill 1,378 posts
- 16. Subway 45.1K posts
- 17. Oval Office 36.5K posts
- 18. Jaidyn 2,975 posts
- 19. $TSLA 50.6K posts
- 20. Moneyball N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.