subsonicslime's profile picture. I'll give you a cursed gator image whenever I get to it

subsonicslime

@subsonicslime

I'll give you a cursed gator image whenever I get to it

I want to see a camel squat on a cactus. Just a big ole cactus up the cooter


Watch subsonicslime with me on Twitch! twitch.tv/subsonicslime?…


Found out today about my mower that I broke on accident. My boss reported me to gr claiming I did it on purpose. Because you know, he wasn't even at the jobs item when it happened. Just found out what was broken, nearly 4 days after it happened. And my boss is spreading rumors...


So bad news. I sold my shiny Tyranitar. Good news WE GOT A SHINY OF THE GOAT!!!

subsonicslime's tweet image. So bad news. I sold my shiny Tyranitar. Good news WE GOT A SHINY OF THE GOAT!!!
subsonicslime's tweet image. So bad news. I sold my shiny Tyranitar. Good news WE GOT A SHINY OF THE GOAT!!!
subsonicslime's tweet image. So bad news. I sold my shiny Tyranitar. Good news WE GOT A SHINY OF THE GOAT!!!
subsonicslime's tweet image. So bad news. I sold my shiny Tyranitar. Good news WE GOT A SHINY OF THE GOAT!!!

Hey pokemon go, stop ranking me up. Im on a 50 match losing streak and you keep putting me on higher ranks. Im a noob. Im terrible. Im facing against people who play for a living. STOP RANKING ME I HAVENT WON A FIGHT IN 15 DAYS


Cutting a feild and a fucking praying mantis lands on my eye. I refuse to swat it because he is just looking into my eyeball. Not moving, not even flinching, just staring into my soul. I feel like if I move he will punch my eyeballs and I'll shitmyself all over my 104 mower


Bro, If I have to see another meme about a father who got shot im gonna lose it. You probably wouldn't even hear about it on the news if it wasn't involving politics. Like fuck both parties. One is criminals and the other is dumb fucks.


Ok so the day got better. I absolutely FUCKED that baked potato. So fucking good. Like mashed euphoria

subsonicslime's tweet image. Ok so the day got better. I absolutely FUCKED that baked potato. So fucking good. Like mashed euphoria
subsonicslime's tweet image. Ok so the day got better. I absolutely FUCKED that baked potato. So fucking good. Like mashed euphoria
subsonicslime's tweet image. Ok so the day got better. I absolutely FUCKED that baked potato. So fucking good. Like mashed euphoria
subsonicslime's tweet image. Ok so the day got better. I absolutely FUCKED that baked potato. So fucking good. Like mashed euphoria

I love my parents but their idea of fun today was dragging me out of the house (mind you im sick) and taking me on a ferry. What kind of ferry you ask? A normal ass ferry. A fuckass ferry that carries cars acrost water. That's it. No drinks, just loud diesel engines. Fuck man.


Politics actually make me want to chop my fucking head off with a chainsaw. Like "I like the donkey/elephant team there for your guy is a pedophile and a nazi, im going to kill your family!" How bout you shut the fuck up and build Legos or something.


Dude. He had a wife and kids. How could politics be more important to you than ruining not only your victims life, but his family's?


Fun fact. If you like more than one popular vtuber or streamer you dont get to watch them. Im not about to pull up 4 diffrent tabs of twitch to watch them all


Someone teach me how to play Pokémon. Im dying a cobblemon mincraft server and have no idea wtf is going on


Started playing that anime horse game because people are loosing their shot over it. Somehow ive been kidnapped and forced onto a beach to search for treasure, I can't leave the story mode. I can't close the app. I can get to my home screen but I hear the white horse talking.


subsonicslime 님이 재게시함

Finally off work!!!✨ I'm gunna eat some beans then we fart stream!!!


youtu.be/yGqbypEMcVA?si… GO GO POWER RANGERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SO EXCITED THE ONKY TIME ILL EVER BE THIS EXCITED ABOUT FORTNITE

subsonicslime's tweet card. Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 4: Shock 'N Awesome | Launch...

youtube.com

YouTube

Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 4: Shock 'N Awesome | Launch...


STOP SENDING ME HOT WOMEN IM AT WORK AND GETTING DMS OF THESE VTUBERS FUCK ALL OF YOU IM SO SICK OF BEING HORNY

subsonicslime's tweet image. STOP SENDING ME HOT WOMEN IM AT WORK AND GETTING DMS OF THESE VTUBERS FUCK ALL OF YOU IM SO SICK OF BEING HORNY

Just know, every like, every comment, every view i get, i pop a boner


subsonicslime 님이 재게시함

osu (2014)


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.