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How do you find WillSmith in the snow? You look for fresh prints


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Trust that you'll love them forever But love them like you'll lose them tomorrow.


What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear


Thanks for making my 18th so spectacular @samsmith


You have found her, now go and get her. Hey Jude


Who’s says I can’t be free -JM


When it’s the season finale of buzzfeed unsolved

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Life ain’t worth living without the one you love Oscar Isaac


If you’re cold, where’s the warmest place in your house you can go? A corner... it’s usually 90 degrees.


How do you make antifreeze? You take away her blanket 🙅🏼‍♀️


If a child refuses to take a nap... is he resisting a rest? 😴


Why do cows have hooves not feet? They Lactose 🥛


How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty 🍔


How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it


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