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Cockroach Milk is the Next Great Superfood According to Scientists theinforadar.com/2019/08/cockro…


Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?


Taxi Man can transform into a taxi cab and whenever he picks up a criminal he drives them to jail


No one notices. I dont know why I bother.


nd cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too.


If I answer you with my voice two octaves higher than normal. 'whaaaaat?!' then one octave lower than normal. 'noooooo.' the answer was yes.


Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.


I was sad because I had no shoes. until I met a man who had no feet. So I said. 'Got any shoes you're not using?'


How many bowls of mac and cheese can you eat during a Skype job interview before you look unprofessional?


The seamstresses who helped put a man on the moon theinforadar.com/2019/07/the-se…


fired for 'unleashing rats at work' which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats


And that. class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump.


Meet Brian. my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office.


Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child. of course.


Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with 'America' written on it.


Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?


I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name.


Taylor Swift, entitled millionaire, is the labor activist the music industry needs rapidrationale.com/2019/07/taylor…


Ummm yeah I want one of those phone case's where I can put my credit cards in with my phone so when I lose my phone I'm also broke. Genius!


If I actually said how I was doing when people asked me. no one would ask me how I was doing ever again.


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