mercedes delusive
@superbinx
writer. tragic mulatto. easy read, difficult lay. selfish. eager of applause by whomsoever it might be given.
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once during therapy, my psychiatrist said “if he were serious —“ and he invoked siri and i was like “you turned siri on!”... but he actually hadn’t… but then THAT turned siri on and i was like “ha ha ha the incantation of siri”... and then i never went to therapy again.
in 2019 my new year’s goal was to be in a group chat. that september, my neighbor killed himself so i got all the remaining neighbors’ phone numbers and put us in a group chat.
Raya opening the floodgates and letting everyone off the waitlist is a major recession indicator
are you all talking to the same chat? and if so, as a chathead, how does that make you feel??
exposing this bitch!!! pick me!! yeah!! exactly!! GET HER ASS!! 🤣
woman sitting next to me just asked the flight attendant for a hot toddy.
I think what makes Curtis Sliwa so endearing, despite his politics, is that he clearly comes from the Hey Arnold version of New York
i asked someone named jo(h)nathan if there was an “h” in his name and he said yes. and i said “cool.” and he said “at the end”. and i said “what?” and he said “the ‘h’ is at the end”…. this man thought i didn’t know how to spell jonathan.
someone with a big platform, please tell the people there’s an “i” in verbiage!!! and quick. i’ve had enough!!
this is the woman you said shouldn’t be under conservatorship!!!!!
Britney Spears in new post: "Dinner sushi date but I have my own girl party in the bathroom !!! Yummy, the guy was absolutely horrible.🤔🙄🤷🏼♀️ Psss show effort, no makeup"
stop looking into things!!!!!!! be cool. f*ck.
SCIENCE: Microplastics and nanoplastics can be released into food by unwrapping the food's plastic packaging and into drinks by opening and closing caps on bottles, according to a study published in the journal NPJ Science of Food.
i’m not calling a baby under 5 my “cousin”, sorry. you’re my niece.
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