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these are thoughts I have in the shower

If moths like like lights so much why don't they just come out in the daytime? #randomthoughts


What if moths aren't attracted to the flame because they're stupid but they're actually suicidal #randomthoughts


What if air was poisonous and it took 90 years to kill us? #randomthoughts #facts #notfact


When ozzy osborne speaks, he's not mumbling with a Birmingham accent, he's actually quoting a rare middle eastern text #foxnewsfacts


Croydon is where i go if i fancy a bit of rough! #surreyghetto #croydon


From surrey check this out! Mr B the Gentleman Rhymer - Straight Outta Surrey: youtu.be/NSflRlHPay4 #surrey #rt #tagyoursurreyfriends


I don't always have a night out in kingston but if I do, I always finish the night with a subway!


I may have to go to sutton tomorrow i've been fretting about it all day!


Really don't want to get woken by jaunita the cleaner again!!


Red trousers check! Boat shoes check! Blazer check!


I've just seen this pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon #rt4rt #rt

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So many pigs seem to die eating an apple #food


Im at the vets and a man opposite weeps with an empty cage, I'd be crying too if I was that forgetful!


I genuinely have no idea how porcupines have sex??? #firstworldproblems #rt


Is it even possible to be in the correct lane on the tolworth roundabout


One does not simply talk to their dog in a normal voice!!!!


That awkward moment when people ask you where you live and you just sound like you're apologising #surreyproblems


My horse just ate my hunter wellys!!!


Will I ever go on a family holiday that doesn't involve skiing!!!!


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