svpersimp's profile picture. convincing myself that every woman that comes onscreen is queer

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convincing myself that every woman that comes onscreen is queer

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I have been cutting up the plastic things that hold cans together for the last 20 years so that they wouldn't strangle a sea turtle

Rare good news in 2026: green sea turtles and giant pandas are NO LONGER ENDANGERED.



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Coach Quinn needed to be immersed in youth...Those geezers in Seattle were too combative. These Breeze gals are young & turnt and most importantly...THEY LISTEN!


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phee void allen and banham’s contract at the end of the game, this is even worse hoops than they play for the sky and that’s saying a lot


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and don't let me come to your house & you got candy canes on your tree


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and next season we’re getting britt and brandon in that finale TRUST


FUCKING FINALLY


i’m voting off flavor flav. these scores are ridiculous #dwts


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evil doesn’t die. it just reinvents itself #DWTS #LiftingWithTheStars

chrycokeluvrboy's tweet image. evil doesn’t die. it just reinvents itself #DWTS #LiftingWithTheStars
chrycokeluvrboy's tweet image. evil doesn’t die. it just reinvents itself #DWTS #LiftingWithTheStars

the producers rigging the season so Dylan wins bc four 9s weren’t deserved #dwts


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i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all


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critics lying to her and saying it’s perfect when it’s genuinely the worst album of her career is why she made this album. constructive criticism can go A LONG WAY.

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Is the general consensus that the album sucks, or is my TL/algorithm altered from my hater tweets???


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the thing about this album is like the songs are cute and i’ll get into it for a little bit and then she says Something


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napheesa collier scores 18 points in honor of 18 real ass voters.

F4TOUS's tweet image. napheesa collier scores 18 points in honor of 18 real ass voters.
F4TOUS's tweet image. napheesa collier scores 18 points in honor of 18 real ass voters.

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Only 18 Votes…I’m IRRITATED


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in fact you will not stop me from calling her mvphee 😭 like


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Making me feel bad for Jimmy Kimmel is taking it too far…


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This Seattle comeback has been INSANE to witness


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people my age are on baby #2 and I'm on queerbait ship #492094930202


elaine eating the youngins up 😁 #dwts


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