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Swati Sachdeva

@swatisachdeva95

Most first thoughts land here. Stand-up comedian & writer. Queries for work, DM or e-mail at [email protected]

I get annoyed at public for making noise at public place. Signs of growing old.


Man 30s hit you hard, abhi to Goa plan kar rahe the..achanak baby plan karne lage hai.


Breakfast is the most beautiful meal of the day, I mean you sleep all night and wake up to EAT after basically just relaxing, Wow. 🤝🏻


Checkout the latest episode of ‘who let the drunks out’ , it’s new, it’s better! youtu.be/Xlpa2RQO9bU?si…

swatisachdeva95's tweet image. Checkout the latest episode of ‘who let the drunks out’ , it’s new, it’s better! 

youtu.be/Xlpa2RQO9bU?si…

The good GenZs are basically millennials.


Ok now I’m not comfortable with how much chat GPT knows about me.


The faulty AC would work just fine when the electrician comes over. 🙂


Me - I’m self absorbed Therapist - Why do think so Me - Mujhe jaan ne Ka saubhagya mil Raha apko. .. Therapist - Hmm


Adulthood is realising, mutual funds sahi hai par zindagi jhand hai.


See you guys, with my brand new hour. Tickets here — linktr.ee/Swatisachdeva

swatisachdeva95's tweet image. See you guys, with my brand new hour. Tickets here — 

linktr.ee/Swatisachdeva
swatisachdeva95's tweet image. See you guys, with my brand new hour. Tickets here — 

linktr.ee/Swatisachdeva

Miss being a baby, jab mera sleep schedule fix karna kisi aur ki zimmedari thi.


India is for Indians only. No wonder bahar se sab aake moksha prapt karne me lagg jate hai kyunki road to nahi cross ho paayegi.


Therapy me 2000 de ke English me hi rona hai to rehne dete hai.


Viral Ka patani, just wanted to make a game show super fun to watch. First episode is out on my YouTube, Dekh lijiye dosto.

This show has the potential of being suuuuper viral. Well made bro @swatisachdeva95

madyb74's tweet image. This show has the potential of being suuuuper viral. Well made bro @swatisachdeva95


Guys 4 dinn hue hai gym gaye, kisi ko ghusand Marne Ka mann hai, what’s this new born strength I feel in my body.


Adulthood sucks until you realise how being a 13 year old was.


Dosto, realised a new stand-up on YouTube, watch full video ‘Family First’ here 🫶🏼 youtu.be/mTfSyBqwIV8?si…


Never heard someone say ‘Chillaaa mat’ without screaming.


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