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Stoaty Weasel 🇺🇸 🇬🇧

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An American weasel in darkest England. Old woman. Big fan of the white cisheteropatriarchy

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Citizenship, bitchez! You know what this means? I can commit crimes and they can't deport me!

sweasel's tweet image. Citizenship, bitchez! You know what this means? I can commit crimes and they can't deport me!

When Dilbert first appeared in syndication, I worked for a corporate engineering company. Dilbert, as you might imagine, was an instant hit in the office. I wrote Scott Adams a fan email. I don't think he was used to it and didn’t know quite how to answer. He wrote back. “Thanks.…


I suspect 2026 is the year I'll do a bunch of unfollowing. I have seriously not liked the internecine slapfights at the end of 2025 and I almost don't care who's right.


Why can't I tell X never to show sports stories in my sidebar? Why is it so uncustomizable?


People who abuse @CommunityNotes should be kicked out of the program.


I wonder if AI videos are starting to ruin @DoseOfInternet's gig...


Happy Solstice, y'all. It gets lighter from here.


What does it mean when an account doesn't have location info? I'm scrubbing my follows and have so far found only one anomaly.


Stoaty Weasel 🇺🇸 🇬🇧 reposted

Dull & grey out there. Glencoyne Bay instead. I think Keef has a very large & fragile ego. Yesterday won't sit well with him, but in his hubris he probably thinks he can turn it around. Another lectern speech, with a whole new set of buzzwords? It wouldn't surprise. Morning all;

LordBriRobert1's tweet image. Dull & grey  out there.
Glencoyne Bay instead.
I think Keef has a very large & fragile ego.
Yesterday won't sit well with him, but in his hubris he probably thinks he can turn it around.
Another lectern speech, with a whole new set of buzzwords?
It wouldn't surprise.
Morning all;

Welp, I think I've found my natural home.

sweasel's tweet image. Welp, I think I've found my natural home.

I've got to stop eating like it's my job and I get a bonus if I'm done early.


It's not that I don't accept DMs, it's that I don't notice them until they're months old.


I was going to reveal the scintillating fact that my great aunt dated Fred MacMurray, but it appears the original author has blocked me. I can't even quote tweet. The heck?


Weasels are built on springs.

The hops.. 😊



Thanks for the explanation. Sounded fishy on the face of it.


Geez, Twitter is pissy these days.


Oh MidJourney, what are you doing...?!

sweasel's tweet image. Oh MidJourney, what are you doing...?!

I'm not sure MidJourney understood the brief.

sweasel's tweet image. I'm not sure MidJourney understood the brief.

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