Rachel Parker
@sweeetcyanide
Mom, daughter, sister. Software engineer. Hunting school fail out Beagle, one still kinda feral cat.
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Hired a handyman to mount a mirror. If this was not my only bathroom I’d leave it as-is. I can’t even be mad 😂😂
Walked into the living room, found my cat looking totally sus? 🐈⬛
Was 2005 the golden age of air travel?! Look at the size of our economy class seats on Delta.
I researched lunar eclipse, because I am stupid. For the rest of the kids in the back .....
Thought I could build a big snowman using what is on my patio. Nope, snow too crusty, but this little lady is full of joy
Accidentally shut my cat out for 2 mins and he’s all mad. B*tch, we found you in a dumpster. Simmer down.
My son asked “why are you dressed like a nun” after seeing my kindergarten photo 😂
My fav part is the attempted introduction of “blue screen of death” into the common vernacular. I’ve seen papers give lengthy explanations and some that just gave up and threw in a “BSOD”. #Crowdstirke
You can’t tell me Amazon isn’t listening to my private conversations
Ladies, this is how you know you are getting condo living right
Throwback to the time my teenage son was at a sleepover and they heard a kitten on the porch at 4 AM. WHY did they give it a bath?? 😂
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