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Donald Trump abeg na calabar you dey point, carry hand go that Lagos side small

her_daughter_'s tweet image. Donald Trump abeg na calabar you dey point, carry hand go that Lagos side small

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Hard days won’t be forever 🫡

I am a paint maker and i have been using my hand to mix paint which is obviously dangerous to my health. Getting an electric mixer cost 45-50k which will mk it easier ,faster and healthier to make the paints.

therealbelano's tweet image. I am a paint maker and i have been using my hand to mix paint which is obviously dangerous to my health. 

Getting an electric mixer cost 45-50k which will mk it easier ,faster and healthier to make the paints.
therealbelano's tweet image. I am a paint maker and i have been using my hand to mix paint which is obviously dangerous to my health. 

Getting an electric mixer cost 45-50k which will mk it easier ,faster and healthier to make the paints.
therealbelano's tweet image. I am a paint maker and i have been using my hand to mix paint which is obviously dangerous to my health. 

Getting an electric mixer cost 45-50k which will mk it easier ,faster and healthier to make the paints.


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The Air Force lady that was bombing them to blazes was killed by a “reversing colleague who was trying to say hi”.

We saw on live TV as an ex soldier alleged he was shot at close range by a fellow soldier of the Northern extinction for "killing too many bandits." Let us all keep burying our heads in the sand and pretending like we don't know why we can no longer travel between our states…



I actually blame myself for paying extra attention when I heard "let's talk like educated people" 😒

“Dey your dey make we dey our dey, f!ght your f!ght make we fight our own, if any US soldiers invade Nigeria, they won't return h0me. Boko haram are people's father and husband." - Portable to a Nigerian who is a US soldier. 😭💔



Some of us no fit shake body 😑

The boy wey dey for front wait for his switch up🥹😻😻



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The iPhone 18 Pro will reportedly be available in 3 new colors next year: burgundy, coffee, and purple Source: Instant Digital

theapplehub's tweet image. The iPhone 18 Pro will reportedly be available in 3 new colors next year: burgundy, coffee, and purple

Source: Instant Digital


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My uncle’s house I really love what he did with the windows


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UP NEP…. SORRY “INCOMING MISSILEEEE”


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PES 2013 was way more fun than FIFA 2026. This bi the proper lose to pay game🤞🏼😂


Nigeria’s democracy appears to be fading, slowly shifting toward a system that mirrors Tanzania’s current political climate.


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War they come bro they ready to use your new leg

Finally my Doctor told me to remove my cast, it feels so good to feel my leg again with some extra inches.

_belikebaddy's tweet image. Finally my Doctor told me to remove my cast, it feels so good to feel my leg again with some extra inches.
_belikebaddy's tweet image. Finally my Doctor told me to remove my cast, it feels so good to feel my leg again with some extra inches.
_belikebaddy's tweet image. Finally my Doctor told me to remove my cast, it feels so good to feel my leg again with some extra inches.


No truer words...

mohbad couldn’t even get justice 😂 who is ochanya

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who is ochanya


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lost my job in 2017, and a friend secretly placed me on a ₦20k monthly allowance, which he maintained till 2019, I didn’t even know it was from him at first. When I got another job in 2018, he eventually told me the allowance I’d been receiving all that time was from him. I…

Please, Quote with a story about a time when someone surprised you with a random act of kindness. Let's celebrate good deeds.



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I got called into a meeting with HR today cause apparently telling my coworker that I knew he was a C-section baby by the way he avoids labour is not acceptable in the workplace.


Damn 😂


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This guy isn't dèaf 😂😂😂


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Make nothing do my garri abeg 🤣🤣


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the girls 🤍

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Thank you Lord, for my burdens are light, only the kind that money can mend. 🙏


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😭😭😭


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