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𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹

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𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹 reposted

the 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 things in life are 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆 — but you can 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 them to the 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒅𝒔 and the 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒔



“ tell me that isn’t the best you’ve got, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓. . . how disappointing— ”


a drink then. and then I’ll decide what to do with you. . .


the corners of her mouth lift in an amused smile, shoulders shrugging nonchalantly. “a vampire is a vampire,” she answered. “I don’t trouble myself with knowing each one’s philosophy.”


“sweetheart, I’d have you on your back before you could open your mouth. behave.”

“Bloodsucker? I think you’d enjoy it way too much. Doubt you could even keep up with me.”



𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹 reposted

“𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞.” 𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐀 canon w a little twist. 21+ mdni. dark/mature themes. dm for plotting. #tvdrp

seducedu's tweet image. “𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟.
𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞.”

                    𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐀

canon w a little twist.
21+ mdni. dark/mature themes.
dm for plotting.

#tvdrp
seducedu's tweet image. “𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟.
𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞.”

                    𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐀 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐀

canon w a little twist.
21+ mdni. dark/mature themes.
dm for plotting.

#tvdrp

teeth sink into her full, bottom lip, a glint of amusement in her gaze. “god, I’d love to see you try, bloodsucker. . .”

“What a flirt. Who would’ve thought. Do you normally talk this way to every vampire you meet? I can imagine it now. My teeth ripping into your throat.”



is 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 going to help, or just stare like an idiot ?


𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹 reposted

𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝘼𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩


𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹 reposted

it is so much safer not to feel, not to let the world touch me.



oh, is that right ? he’s an insatiable flirt.

Oh she has no idea and he hasn’t even done anything yet.



“you’re right— I should just end you now. . .” there’s a soft, contemplative sigh, her dark gaze roaming over him slowly “but I do love to drag these things out. . .”

“How adorable, unfortunately you’re not the first hunter I came across. You may be the most delicious one though, but don’t threaten me again.”



Damon— just the person she 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏’𝒕 want to see.

oooo come punish me, ms big bad slayer lady —



𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹 reposted

to whom do i owe the biggest apology? no one's been crueler than i've been to me.



oh, that’s so cute. he thinks he’s smooth——

Black looks good on her, but you know what else would look good? If she had nothing on.



“I have my list, Damon. unlucky for you, you and your brother are right at the top.”

“Is that so, what is your name again? I can give you a list of vampires that I want dead. Stefan. Caroline. Katherine. The whole Original family.”



the vibes she brings to the function —

swiftruination's tweet image. the vibes she brings to the function —
swiftruination's tweet image. the vibes she brings to the function —

𝑺 𝑳 𝑨 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹 reposted

⠀⠀⠀ . . . that will 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝘆 me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀he was broken from a young age , grown to think these shattered pieces were okay . now he can't fix himself .



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