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I now have a paid for blue checkmark. Just so when I tweet once a year, everyone will know it’s actually me.
RIP to the hilarious Mike Hagerty. I was blessed to do 13 episodes of Lucky Louie with him. A truly great comic actor.
The 30 Major League Baseball owners are worth over $100 billion. The value of their teams increased by more than $41 billion since they bought them. Mr. Manfred: End the lockout. Negotiate in good faith. Don't let the greed of baseball owners take away our national past time.
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Eh I’ll throw King of Queens a bone here
What’s y’all favorite/funniest “white” sitcoms? Without saying Office, Seinfeld & Curb.
If the Detroit Tigers add $75 million in net payroll (2021 vs. 2022) to their books this off-season, I will give away 4 tickets to a weekend Tiger game and Venmo someone $50. Eduardo Rodriguez got you 20% of the way there already. Retweet to enter, good luck.
The world got a whole lot less funny today. This one stings. #RIPNorm
This photo was taken after I was a guest on Norm's show. At dinner the laughs just continued nonstop. He will be missed. RIP Norm Macdonald
Here are the two videos that have been taken down from @YouTube, please watch/share if you can. vimeo.com/user133466389
The Toledo Mud Hens lineup yesterday might be able to beat this lineup 7 times outta 10.
Haha peep me and @_KANEyoudigit at 0:38. Thanks again to @Castellani2014 for engaging so well with the fans and witnessing one of the most beautiful nights of the last decade at Comerica.
A DAY AT THE BALLPARK feat. @Castellani2014 (Part One) Thank you to @JohnnyKaneTV and the fans who participated to help make this happen.
One does not simply hit Miguel Cabrera in Detroit. You’re going to hear about it. #Tigers
An older fan just walked past, looked me dead in the eye and said, “the Tigers are back.” #DetroitRoots
I can assure you getting the vaccine is much easier than crossing the southern border. Literally took 20 minutes and cost me $0. I sat in a Taco Bell drive through longer than that.
It’s now harder to get a drink in New Orleans than it is for a Covid positive migrant to cross the southern border.
Yes. Carlos Delgado vs. Jon Lester Delgado has a .667 on-base %, a 2.667 OPS and a .500 batting average in his career when facing Lester.
The best baseball player born on your birthday has to get on base to save your life. The pitcher he's facing is the Game One starter of the World Series champs the year you graduated high school. Do you live to see tomorrow?
Runner on second base for extra innings has got to be the worst new rule in baseball
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