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@switchynerd

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calling boys princess is entirely underrated


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can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire


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shoutout to the ethical gooners who don’t use ai


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hating AI and loving trans people is a sign that you're pure of heart


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sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven follow me for more biblical loopholes


❓ how are u?? :) 💬 Constantly in need of a hug and long naps, but generally okay. 😅 #tellonym tellonym.me/sage.hi/answer…


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Doggy style cause his back is pretty


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"my son turned out fine" lol ur son wants to wear a collar and be called a good boy


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Ngl vampires are hot and all, but if I had a vampire partner, they would just have to be a masochist. I'm not giving up silver, garlic, and running water.

if my gf was a vampire i’d destroy the worlds entire supply of garlic so it couldn’t hurt her



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Edging in front of two doms. Call that two-factor authentication.


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