That Time I got reincarnated as an Owlbear
@swordwraith
Riffsmith, Talespinner, Tomemonger. TTRPGs, SRPGs and heavy metal. Ex-Adamantis, current Owlbear, and the Other Other Justicar guitarist. He/him. ENG/日本語 Ok.
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If there's one thing trad metal has taught me, is that describing music as 'organic' really translates to 'one or more of the members of this band is not playing in time.'
Trying to walk a path of peace in 2025 only to have to come crashing into a Facebook thread when someone is on some bullshit. You can never really get away from the war
Insights into Owlbear II's songwriting process:
"The petting zoo is for students only." The hell it is, I'm sorry that your final exams are hard, but I have real problems. Now stand aside and let me hang out with this goat.
Why do so many people with generational wealth start bad symphonic metal bands The fact that there are at least a half dozen instances of this I can recall in seconds is truly something
Whole band now has our plush Owlbears from @iAmSugarCubed . We did not anticipate their size, so here is my cat for scale:
owlbearmetal.bandcamp.com/track/as-arrow… New single dropped, album's up for pre order, we got sick shirts, let's fucking goooooooooo
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As Arrows Hail, by Owlbear
This is once again, the greatest band I have or will ever be a part of
"You guys need to be making reels, and have an epk, and post regular content, and tour, and film music videos, and have an artist bio, and play the right notes in solos, and stop spending your stipend on cosplayer onlyfans, and" Us:
While Brian Thompson was CEO of United Health Care, the company began using an AI to automate the denial of services. The AI was found to have a 90% error rate, but the company continued to use it, resulting in people being denied medically-necessary and fully-covered treatments.
Sending an email to 100+ recipients and then immediately closing your Inbox for fear of how many are going to hit "Reply All' even after you bolded the phrase 'Reply to me directly'.
"Demon Bitch AoTY" Cool, so we can just not mix albums anymore. That will save so much time.
Society peaked with the release of Cascada's 'Everytime We Touch' and the human experience has pretty much been downhill since then
Boring ass metalheads told us we were too controversial on stage at the last festival. Now we're just straight up putting an antifa logo on our album art. New Owlbear single on December 6th
How do I even promote things on this platform anymore? Anyway new Owlbear single on December 6th. Art by OlgaG.
LOL shut the fuck up. Gygax was a bioessentialist by his own admission and OA is a poorly written, un-researched clusterfuck. They're every bit deserving of criticism in recounting the game's history.
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