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Casual existential dread.

Hope Ted Cruz's daughter gets the help she needs to love herself. There's a whole supportive world outside of your dad and his cronies. @SenTedCruz


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Starting New Year's Day, seniors covered by Medicare will begin paying $35 per prescription per month for their insulin.


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This is like if CNN had bragged about their ratings on 9/11


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my favorite genre of conservative tweet is dandy boys who grew up playing the violin in los angeles using the gay twitter app to signal to other dandy lads how masc they are.

Learn to weld.



Our good Creator The dog in the manger Where is my shrink and my mind's eraser?


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With the Red Wave beat, we’re going to give Republicans exactly what they deserve. And what they deserve is insulin. What they deserve is healthcare. You like liberty? Let’s see how you like housing, food and clean water as a human right. Get ready for what’s coming, assholes.


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A stark reminder

The last time a President held a press conference the day after mid-term elections, this happened:



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Projection: Democrat John Fetterman is the Projected Winner in the Pennsylvania Senate Election. He will defeat Republican Mehmet Oz. Democratic Gain #Election2022 #ElectionDay #PASen

ElectionCenter_'s tweet image. Projection:
Democrat John Fetterman is the Projected Winner in the Pennsylvania Senate Election. He will defeat Republican Mehmet Oz.

Democratic Gain

#Election2022 #ElectionDay #PASen

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He looks like a computer generated image of what a kidnapped child looks like as an adult.

This is deeply unnatural

CheesyCheesy3's tweet image. This is deeply unnatural


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STOP THE COUNT

GoodPoliticGuy's tweet image. STOP THE COUNT

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Republicans voted against cheaper gas, increasing baby formula, veterans benefits, school mental health funding, women’s rights, child tax credits, lowering cost of insulin….

lifesafeast's tweet image. Republicans voted against cheaper gas, increasing baby formula, veterans benefits, school mental health funding, women’s rights, child tax credits, lowering cost of insulin….
lifesafeast's tweet image. Republicans voted against cheaper gas, increasing baby formula, veterans benefits, school mental health funding, women’s rights, child tax credits, lowering cost of insulin….

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just dropped off my vote in an official ballot drop box feeling like the 2000th mule


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literally 10 minutes later

"Dan and I have the purest hearts of anybody here at Fox News" LMAO



With our hopes on hold, And our lack of interest exposed, All hands damage our determined eyes But the lines are drawn, And the red begins to creep Its way from boredom toward apathy


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one day i will have this man @billburr on the broadcast

one of Bill Burr's right-wing fans sends him an angry message asking him why he talked favorably about socialism in one of his shows. Here is his response:



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