Todd R
@t_jett
World Traveler. Live Music Junkie. Bungee Jumper (Once).
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Finally, a beauty contest that I *might* be able to win: cnn.com/travel/article…
I learned a new meteorological phrase today: #AtmosphericRiver. Then, I got to experience what one feels like on my way to the gym. Not surprisingly, they are very wet. #rain #PNW
Somebody at @cityofkent is taking advantage of their boss not being able to walk by their desk and see the half empty bottle of whiskey on it. #keepitup #whereIlive #workfromhome
It’s National EMS week! Doesn’t matter if you have called 911 and needed them or if you enjoy a good firefighter calendar - please thank the good people who are emergency medical service providers! 🔥🔥🔥 @PugetSoundFire
"Hey @UMichFootball, I'd like to introduce you to my friend, The Wood Shed." - @BadgerFootball #MICHvsWISC
Me yesterday: I should hike the Inca Trail and spend my birthday at Machu Picchu next year. Me today: Ugh... I guess I should walk up the two flights of stairs to my desk instead of taking the elevator. #ishouldstarthikingnow #ineedtogetmyfatassmoving #dotheyhaveanescalator?
Which will cost me less: paying off my #studentloans or buying a new identity? Also, if I move overseas and stop paying, would I get extradited? #askingforafriend
First, #UA2151 departs an hour late due to issues loading catering items - does it take that long to load pretzels? Then, we finally arrive in Seattle, only to sit on the tarmac 30 minutes waiting for a gate. #fail #UnitedAirlines @united
One of the two air conditioner units on my three hour flight to L. A. is broken. This might not be fun. #richpeopleproblems
Indicative of how far behind the technology curve the #USA government is. I didn't even know #Flickr still exists.
Self-awareness is important: White waitresses at sushi restaurants freak me out a little, and that makes me racist. #ineedtobebetter
Too bad @realdonaldtrump didn't have a #flashback to his #WWE days and clothesline the #sumo wrestler. #MAGA beta.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump…
Because you need to up your #insult game. you "large shaggy dog just unchained scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon." bbc.com/culture/story/…
Didn't the #USA literally fight a war to get away from BS like the #RoyalWedding2018? #dontcare
But, honestly, who hasn't been charged with sex trafficking? 'Smallville' Actress Charged With Sex Trafficking n.pr/2vyFgZ7
#JamesComey book: Chapter 1: Trump is unethical and untethered to the truth. Chapter 2: #LeBronJames is good at basketball. Chapter 3: The sun will rise in the east tomorrow. #wealreadyknewthat #notnew
The suggestion to #ArmTeachers as a way of preventing school shootings reminds me of the end of this scene from Talladega Nights where they shove a second knife into Ricky Bobby's leg to get get the first knife out. #stupid youtu.be/6Dye05tvSoo
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