Tori Schmidt
@t_t_t_torrence5
apparently Twitter’s still relevant, so here I am
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I love when peoples dogs run up to you and they say “I’m so sorry” as if the dog giving me attention didn’t make my entire night
What is wrong with our world. We need healing.
20 hours ago... hundreds of children displaced from their homes were playing in the hospital yard, and 20 hours later, the Israeli occupation turned hundreds of children and women into pieces after bombing the Arab National Hospital in Gaza.🇵🇸
special shout-out to the tech that played gospel throughout my appointment… nothing like hearing “we love you god, we love you jesus” while getting a 15 minute-long transvaginal ultrasound with your feet in stirrups
does anyone else hear the TikTok text-to-speech voice and get physically & emotionally upset or do I just have sensory issues
me: I’m having an existential crisis mom: legs are hairy right now… we all have problems
me: “I’m trying to focus more on…” my 14 year old sister: “…your appearance?”
do you sit in your car crying for 15-30 minutes when you first get home or are you mentally stable
You know your job requires way too much travel time when you listen to several podcasts that air almost every day of the week yet you still run out of things to listen to every day by 5pm.
*goes to the eras tour once and now listens to @taylorswift13 in cold showers in the dark*
you haven’t seen ridiculous celebrity privilege until you’ve seen kim open the dmv early, have a glam squad, add additional lighting, and be granted retakes for her license photo until satisfied on the newest kuwtk
my 14 year old sister just told me about a dress she bought that would be ‘cute for festivals’ and then said: “well— it’s probably a little too family friendly for YOU to wear to festivals” — and I’m not sure if I feel seen or disrespected.
do you ever send screenshots of people & then think about how many screenshots of you are on random phones scattered across the world
sos I’ve been watching edc videos & docs for 9 hours in anticipation of this years madness and I’m unwell 🥵
who do I talk to about removing jojo siwa from my snapchat discover page
tell me why cup of noodles always has an abundance of carrots, but three peas
it’s pretty rude that I can just be going about my life and then BAM all of the sudden my hormones tell me I want to make a tiny human
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