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My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you! googl.adultgalls.com/joe


I say hi to my dog about 600 times per day. shorturl.xaijo.com/sandra


bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises.


shorturl.xaijo.com/ivy Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.


bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.


There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself. shorturl.xaijo.com/james


bitly.xaijo.com/elsa You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you.


bitly.xaijo.com/teJCjh I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white.


I read quantum physics magazines for the particles. bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF


este dia estoy un poco de malas


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