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@tacobort

Anger prisoner, unmitigated madman, Faust-freak

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Average Jeep Renegade driver

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Pisses me off whenever I see a Jeep Renegade with temp tags. Who is buying these. Who are these for.

tacobort's tweet image. Pisses me off whenever I see a Jeep Renegade with temp tags. Who is buying these. Who are these for.


Just made the clutch move of dying slowly in the dark


Just popped it. Went well

About to pop my back



The thermometers don’t go high enough


Everyone meet me at The Diner


It’s nearer than we think.


Time is ticking my friends


I’m a tulpa created by Conan O’Brien in 2008 after the market crashed he has been constantly and perpetually willing my existence but not my actions as he is not powerful enough. Please I do not wish to continue please stop him immediately by any means necessary


I want to live in here

tacobort's tweet image. I want to live in here

bort أعاد

all of my tweets come to me in psychic visions.


bort أعاد

the other night at the bar there was a guy playing pool wearing headphones, not talking to anyone. i looked over his shoulder at some point and saw that he was just scrolling through google image results of val kilmer in Heat after every shot


God forbid I live in constant fear of designs beyond my comprehension


They’re begging me not to ult at the kickback tonight


You haven’t a chain worth yanking


The architect of the London Bridge must’ve been pissed hearing that song for the first time


I have thought one billion times about everything


About to pop my back


Yes it’s shaped like a candlestick


Lighting the wick on my cock


A broken tip is still sticky twice a day


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