tactlessqueen's profile picture. Fashionista, spoiled brat, sometimes misguided but always amazing. Fave Weapon: Snark || Turn-Ons: $, Chanel, Older Guys || Turn-Offs: Nerds, Polyester [Rp 18+]

Cordelia Chase

@tactlessqueen

Fashionista, spoiled brat, sometimes misguided but always amazing. Fave Weapon: Snark || Turn-Ons: $, Chanel, Older Guys || Turn-Offs: Nerds, Polyester [Rp 18+]

--down at the ever growing bulge in his erection] how you even keep anything straight when clearly all the blood has rushed away from --


--tongue but that's a conversation for another day.


--if I'm all creative girl. When I'm inspired, I can come up with all kinds of genius-y stuff. I can also tie a cherry stem with my --


--one long, golden leg over the other.] Why, whatever is the problem, Mr. Doyle? Didn't I do a good job? I mean I worked /really/ hard.


--worried about in the first place.]


--[Grinning, noticing that the weariness is starting to abate on his face and then he kisses her and she can't recall what they were so--


--/that/ fortunate. I didn't even get my own tiara until last year.


--kissing it lightly] give you a paper cut did I? Doesn't look like it. [turning back to the flier with a warm smile] And, hey, we're not--


--less fortunate. But,make, not the hideously ugly ones...just the poor people who have to shop at outlet malls and stuff.


--to go spend it being fashionable! Maybe I even stopped off and did some charity work once way home...like donated clothing to the--


--In no universe would anyone belie I was running around in the muck with a bunch of no hygiene losers. Fashion show in L.A. maybe?


--knows I'm totally gonna check out the hot guy sitch before I commit myself to anywhere.


--So that's out. Um, maybe I was scoping out prospective colleges. [He gives her a look like "oh yeah, that's believable] Well, everyone--


--No, then there'd be credit card receipts. Hmm, beauty contest? No. Off on a friend's yacht? Then I'd have to provide a friend. Hmm, --


--could work in our favor, but my Mom will not like being all Mrs. Bad Guy... I LOVE IT!


--glimmering off of her worried features.] What if I just say I had a teenage moment, and...oh...and I decided to run away?


--anybody. It's such a stupid law. I mean, maybe...[her head still resting softly against him] for other teenagers but I'm, like, totally--


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