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{ tinytailor updated his status. } MY EYES


// I WANNA MAKE TOMS PINEAPPLE DAD


" DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY THEIR ASS ITCHES OUT OF ALL THIS CHAOS. IM NOT SURPRISED HONESTLY IM HEARING MORE THAN THAT. "


HITS SELF IN THE FACE WITH HIS LONG ASS SLEEVE. SCREAMS. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SUCKED IN HELIUM WHAT THE FUCK


//I'M LAUGHING I JUST THOUGHT OF TOMS PINEAPPLE DAD


" ALSO I FOUND A RANDOM BALL WITH SMALL GLASS SHARDS IN IT. "


" THERE'S A LADLADY THE CELLS SHE SAID HER NAME WAS .. ... LACY? " Close enough


HIS SLEEVES ARE TIED TOGETHER. HIGH PITCHED YELL


" WHO'S THE LADY WITH THE GREEN HAT. "


//His outfit doesn't even fucnig fit him h


AWKWARDLY PICKS UP GUN. BLINKS. SHOOTS HIS KNEE. WASTED.


THROWS UP MUSHY ORANGE SLICES


SCREAMS AT STRANGE THING THAT JUST DID A FUCKING FLIP ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE EARTH. PRESSES ALARM BUTTON WITH TINY HAND.


//SHOULD I REVIVE TARA


" HE'S A POOPY PANTS. "


//everyone : talking Theodore. All of a sudden: MICKEY MOUSE LAUGH


BURSTS OUT LAUGHING Oh


HICCUP He keeps dozing off.


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