Nothing pairs better with Thanksgiving dinner than a large bowl of battery acid and Angostura bitters.
I imagine this would pair well with a piece of drywall topped with amniotic fluid.
It brings me back to the days of licking the undersides of marmosets.
The texture is a smooth blend of shredded rubber and gravel, with a nose full of burning cat hair. Best served in a broken sippy cup.
Do you notice a touch of public transportation handrail in there?
Best served in a snifter, to really get the full blast of rabid muskrat and dehydrated jalepeño.
A rush of Now & Laters served in a marinade of Axe Body Spray.
I get a hint of an occupy wall street protestor's cardboard sign.
The flavors dance around your mouth like notes played on a piano made of a possum's ribcage.
It opens with a flourish of newspaper sprinkled with armpit hair and mustard left out in the sun.
The aftertaste is reminiscent of well-aged baseball card bubblegum.
The nose is a rush of old fiberglass dolphins piled up on a burnt lawnchair.
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