Tim Cooper
@tcpolymath
Photographer, writer, editor, musician, all-around oddball. If you're looking for me as a publisher that's @tiredtapir
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We must be ridiculous together, or most assuredly we shall all be ridiculous separately.
I figured I would stay on Twitter at least notionally until they ruined Tweetdeck, and, well, this seems to be that inevitable day. I'm not even going to bother trying to get to my other accounts.
“the war was needed for a bunch of scumbags to triumph and show how strong of an army they are,” Prigozhin finally catching up with the rest of the world on this one. We're going to remember that you started out as one of the scumbags, though, dude. #Ukraine
I've come up with a tolerable imitation of the extinct Taylors of Harrogate blackberry-elderflower tisane @BluejoWalton introduced me to lo these many years ago. It's just equal parts dried elderflowers and blackberry leaves with a few drops of blackberry extract.
Futurama as a dark 80s movie (1/3)
My next disruptive startup is an app that matches businesses that have cash sales they don't want to pay tax on with criminal enterprises who want more reported income. It's such an obvious inefficiency I'm surprised no one has jumped on it yet.
Thanks to this tweet I now have a much deeper understanding of how Star Trek V was a metaphor.
I feel like T'Challa's funeral really does not stand up well compared to Jaffe Joffer's. What's the point in revealing Wakanda's existence to the world if you can't even get En Vogue?
Why did they call it Trading Places when they could have called it The Dukes of Moral Hazard?
This is a thread, which is too bad because it would have been the first time ever that an implied "more cowbell" was actually funny.
Foxconn is paying new employees in China $1400 to quit immediately and leave town. It's unclear whether they've named the plan after Scott Walker.
I'm not sure I want to tell anyone where I'm going if I leave Twitter. It's a place where people talk about what they're doing and how they feel about it. They make stuff and support each other's projects. They have more to say than how angry they are at the world.
Every time I hear "eight dollars a month for a blue tick" I think that sounds like a reasonable level for Ben Edlund's Patreon.
In San Francisco today, the end of government by personality. Decentralized governance is about to become a security necessity, whether we're ready for it or not. It's past time to get ready for it.
I feel like the news that British markets have finally discovered that Conservative economic theory is total bullshit is being underplayed in the US elections. That could happen here too.
People mentioning me for bullshit crypto things will be reported for spam and blocked. Mentions are for people who actually want to talk to me please.
Remember Chief O'Hara was the chief of police in a city where things got so bad they needed Batman.
Gus and Roses
Ruin a band by removing one letter from its name. Roy Music
If the classified documents end up bringing Trump down they should rename the resort Mar-a-Iago.
Someone has nominated Marissa's Wikipedia article for deletion. I don't particularly feel like going and arguing with them, but I should probably note that for anyone else who might. (I found out because I uploaded the photo on it.)
United States Trends
- 1. Lakers N/A
- 2. Tourette N/A
- 3. Kash N/A
- 4. Pritchard N/A
- 5. #RHOP N/A
- 6. Celtics N/A
- 7. #BaddiesUSA N/A
- 8. FBI Director N/A
- 9. #married2med N/A
- 10. El Mencho N/A
- 11. Luka N/A
- 12. Pat Riley N/A
- 13. Canadians N/A
- 14. Jassi N/A
- 15. Puerto Vallarta N/A
- 16. #90DayFiance N/A
- 17. México N/A
- 18. Jaylen Brown N/A
- 19. Cartel N/A
- 20. Marcus Smart N/A
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