Autumn Christian
@teachrobotslove
Author of Girl Like A Bomb and The Crooked God Machine. / Writes the Teach Robots Love newsletter / Repped by Inkwell Management
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Hello, new and old followers. My name is Autumn Christian. Most of you know me as the cult leader of large coffee or a shitposter. I am represented by Michael Mungellio of @Inkwellmgmt. Here is a thread if you want to get to know me and my work.
I write a lot about agency because learning to have agency and understanding I am the arbiter of the outcomes of my life has been one of the most valuable lessons I've learned and the biggest shift in my overall life quality and happiness. The more I cultivated this part of…
My aunt actually had a kitten infected with rabies. She lives out in the country with lots of bats, possums, raccoons. She had to get rabies shots and she was apparently the first person they'd ever had to give a shot in like 30 years.
Did you know rabies has a 99.9% fatality rate? It is the deadliest disease known to mankind. People should write more short stories that bring awareness to this issue.
Imagine a man so evil, so foul, so terrible, that everyone who looked upon him was so horrified that they immediately became aware of the fragments of evil within themselves that enabled this perfect being of terror to exist, and in the wake of that evil they realized they had to…
Your entire profile is about mental health and enabling mental health but the second you don't like something you attempt to weaponize that and attack someone with it. These aren't the words of someone who empathizes and cares about others. It's a calculated attack wielding…
You are using always and never statements which is a sign that you’re just as nuts and incapable of connection as well. You probably could have had a positive impact on her but instead chose to be affected by her own mood. Sounds like you need to do work on yourself as well
Life has a near-infinite amount of variables, but often the solution to any given problem is simple. If you want to lose weight, for example, there are a million possible confounding factors and potential obstacles - childhood trauma, bad habits, poverty, exhaustion from work,…
It's an argument that can be rejected on its face because it's about all shifting definitions. None of it means anything. "Right wing art." "Left wing art." The second you try to pin it down, it flies away. You might as well listen to the sound of a chicken flapping its wings.
All “theres no RW art” discussions remind me of when people say “Organic Food, or as my grandparents called it….food”. A lot of art & literature at one point was right wing by today’s standards without setting out to be at the time. All you have to do now to be labelled “right…
I made a comment that I'd never used a butter dish before and my Dad jokingly goes, "Why don't you write a newsletter about that?" Don't test me. I will. I'll stab that butter and make it bleed mythology.
when you notice the chains on others, you can notice the chains on yourself, and you can choose to be free my issues with art and life were linked in this way, where awareness brought choice, and choice led to creativity and joy x.com/teachrobotslov…
Everyone lives inside the palace they have built inside their heads and depending on if you’ve built it out of tar pitch and bitterness or wonderment and gratefulness will determine what you see when you peer out its windows to the world beyond.
Everyone lives inside the palace they have built inside their heads and depending on if you’ve built it out of tar pitch and bitterness or wonderment and gratefulness will determine what you see when you peer out its windows to the world beyond.
A big indication that you posted slop is getting a ton of likes on a post but almost no follows. Sorry guys, I'm afraid the analysis doesn't lie despite my feelings. I posted slop.
I get it. Millennials were blasted for years with propaganda about "found family" and "make your own destiny" and many of us in our later years discovered there are things about family that can't be replicated with a friend group and we are understandably angry about it as we…
I threw up the first time I pulled the gibbets out of a chicken and now on this Thanksgiving morning I feel a dark and perverse satisfaction from peeling back the skin of a turkey and stuffing it with butter. Even primal disgust can be transformed into satisfaction with…
I never truly understood what an emotional vampire was until I met this one neighbor who would constantly follow me around while I was playing with my daughter while spewing out a long list of her life's tragedies. She never asked me a single question about my life; but I knew…
What isn't?
I was drunk when I tweeted this. What the hell is "scaffolds of agony"?
I get it. Millennials were blasted for years with propaganda about "found family" and "make your own destiny" and many of us in our later years discovered there are things about family that can't be replicated with a friend group and we are understandably angry about it as we…
friendsgiving shouldn't exist, it's just another vehicle for deflating a perfectly good family focused American holiday driven by forever child daycare adult millennials
I was drunk when I tweeted this. What the hell is "scaffolds of agony"?
I love this account. I love the brutal truths it speaks. But maybe it is oriented too much toward the ugly, the evil, toward how a man can build hell in the way that he speaks and the way his eyes create scaffolds of agony. In that way I think, even those oriented toward…
This is excellent
God is not a belief to me. It is the word for "I am." God is the observable "what is", the conscious machinery of the universe. Religion itself is like trying to observe god through a pinhole in the fabric of reality- we get a lot wrong but some right too. And what is right is…
I love this account. I love the brutal truths it speaks. But maybe it is oriented too much toward the ugly, the evil, toward how a man can build hell in the way that he speaks and the way his eyes create scaffolds of agony. In that way I think, even those oriented toward…
If you watch porn demons watch you back and they're taking notes on exactly what makes you weak, and twenty years later you can't look your wife in the eyes during sex because something else is in the room with you that you invited in at age thirteen and never asked to leave
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