Autumn Christian
@teachrobotslove
Author of Girl Like A Bomb and The Crooked God Machine. / Writes the Teach Robots Love newsletter / Repped by Inkwell Management
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Hello, new and old followers. My name is Autumn Christian. Most of you know me as the cult leader of large coffee or a shitposter. I am represented by Michael Mungellio of @Inkwellmgmt. Here is a thread if you want to get to know me and my work.
Almosy every philosophy in some way or other tries to either mitigate suffering or make it irrelevant but your suffering is a non negotiable requirement for existence.
This is what I want as a grown-up daughter too
Everyone is so sweet and nice to my daughter when she wants to play pretend and make them food but what she really craves is to play with a Gordon Ramsey-esque nightmare person who yells about everything, spits out the "food", and tells her that it's garbage. I've never seen her…
Everyone is so sweet and nice to my daughter when she wants to play pretend and make them food but what she really craves is to play with a Gordon Ramsey-esque nightmare person who yells about everything, spits out the "food", and tells her that it's garbage. I've never seen her…
Your writing should be horny, because if it's not it's just flaccid, desperate desire for approval pretending to be sexy and there's nothing that's more of a turn off.
In first grade my teacher had a poster that said “everybody makes misnakes.” I had never before realized that a sentence could refer to itself. Upon reading it I gained consciousness for the first time.
I tried to write a nice serious literary novel with important themes and lots of people sitting around talking about morality while sipping on cocktails and stuff like that but instead I wrote the darkest thing I've ever written. If you liked The Crooked God Machine you'll…
There have always been those who worship nature, and those who worship technology. Both are false gods, the promise of an idealized moment that'll never fully materialize, a heaven that only exists as a corridor always unexplored.
When writers get together, they almost always want to talk about marketing and their "brand" and social media platforms and how to get more views and how they can get a blurb from suchandsuch famous writer and what parties they're going to. It's rare to find the writers who…
I got annoyed that Robert was joking about my BPD and he just looks at me and goes, "Relax, honey. It's okay. People joke about 9/11 too."
I’m animating my 2nd feature film called “Safe Mode”. It’s about life within a computer, AI, and consciousness. (no AI was used in it’s creation). The soundtrack is 100% original and composed by myself. Help us see it through!
People don’t realize that your “worldly attachments” are a path towards enlightenment. It’s duality. Become attached live in the now obsessed over what you love but also learn to let it go. You can’t have one without the other, in fact juggling both will improve life and spirit.
Marriage and family force you to contend with the worst parts of yourself. Religious and spiritual people recommend leaving behind "worldly" attachments because it's easy to pretend you're enlightened when you don't have to deal with a mother-in-law. It's holiness as LARP. It's a…
My hair has become so long that it feels like its own entity. I'm constantly getting it caught on things. I'm no longer sure of my shape in space or how to move. Still, worth it. It's sublime to have my hair touch the curve of my bare back after years of being unable to grow it.
My personal development was turbocharged after my wife and kids. I was uninterested in spirituality before kids. In desperation, I used it to escape myself before I figured out that's impossible. But you can use it to transcend yourself.
Marriage and family force you to contend with the worst parts of yourself. Religious and spiritual people recommend leaving behind "worldly" attachments because it's easy to pretend you're enlightened when you don't have to deal with a mother-in-law. It's holiness as LARP. It's a…
You have to act like the follower number isn't real and doesn't matter because if you give it authority over you it becomes a beast that stalks and devours your personality.
Many times I've seen someone cross the 5-10k follower threshold and watched their brain liquefy in real time. Total internet poisoning. People say we defeated natural selection, but I think we just moved the selection pressure somewhere weirder and more humiliating.
Marriage and family force you to contend with the worst parts of yourself. Religious and spiritual people recommend leaving behind "worldly" attachments because it's easy to pretend you're enlightened when you don't have to deal with a mother-in-law. It's holiness as LARP. It's a…
unhesitatingly describing a terrible worldstate you have found yourself in accurately and without averting your gaze from the situation at all can be exhilarating, pleasurable, oddly spiritual
You should fuck who God tells you to. (Quiet and unrelenting voice of authority that runs through all existence). All other rules are irrelevant.
Don't fuck your students. Don't fuck your patients. Don't fuck your clients. Don't fuck your parishioners. Don't fuck your sangha. Don't fuck people so much younger than you that you're in different developmental stages. Fuck your peers or don't fuck anyone at all.
I've been living in rural Oklahoma for two years now, and if I was younger I probably would've gone stir-crazy and yearned for the days when I'd hop from bar to bar under ferocious city lights until I was drunk enough I felt so light and so powerful that I could sink my knuckles…
Responding to my agent and then realizing it's probably a little funny I'm writing an email while sitting outside on a haybale.
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