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When you try to say something intelligent but your brain intercepts the transmission and says, "I don't think so, Chuckles. That's now how things work here."
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Some days the Spotify AI is really on the ball. This is not one of those days.
Really sick of people saying that "people use Linux because they don't like paying for software." I use Linux because I hate using Windows almost as much as I hate using Mac. If software is worth paying for, I'm happy to pay for it.
Today's lesson: yeah, the @logitech mouse may be more expensive, but at least the scroll wheel won't fall off within 3 weeks.
Dear Seller: If I didn't leave feedback it probably means, "congratulations, you sent me what I paid you for." And maybe you should just be happy that it isn't any worse than that.
I have had an epiphany: Fox News is actually an #SNL sketch that has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Lorne Michaels must be making a killing off the royalties.
It just occurred to me that I spend a lot of time thinking about design flaws. And then it occurred to me that the old timers used to complain about "things these days." #OldTimerEngineer
OH: "I've never been in a natural disaster, but it's on my bucket list."
You know, if Elon was put in charge at Amazon, we'd probably have to cancel Christmas.
Dear recruiters: When you send emails to my work address that say "via LinkedIn", I know that you're lying to me. Do your clients know that you're lying to people?
That's right, fermented peach ginger hot sauce. You know you're jealous.
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